Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1987) Season 4 Episode 40

(After their escape pod goes through the plasma storm)
Krang: Our power cells are charged to full capacity.
Shredder: So are the fillings in my teeth.

Krang: Here's the latest weather report in case you're interested.
Shredder: What now?
Krang: We're headed straight for a plasma storm
Shredder: What a revolting development this is.
Krang: Actually, it's good news.
Shredder: Oh really? And how do you figure that?
Krang: There's a one in a million chance that the storm will recharge the power cells. If so, we'll be able to return to the Technodrome. Of course, there's a far greater chance that we'll simply be fried to a cinder.
Shredder: I hope you go first so I can watch.

Shredder: It's no use. They deactivated the power cells. We're running on empty.
Krang: Swell. So we wind up spending eternity cooped up in this teeny life pod.
Shredder: Why don't you jettison your android body? That would give us more room.
Krang: Why don't you jettison your head? It's the most useless object in here.

Shredder: (To Alpha One after he and Krang are dumped into an escape pod) Wait! Wait! We can negotiate. We'll give you New Jersey.

Shredder: Have a seat Alpha One. You're about to make robot history. Assuming this thing doesn't make fried noodles out of your circuitry.

(After Shredder fires Bebop and Rocksteady)
Shredder: I'll find someone more competent to do our dirty work.
Krang: Not that I'm defending those two yo-yos, but we're not exactly overburdened with good help here. All we've got are your foot soldier robots, and they're about as smart as a blow dryer.
Shredder: You're right. Let's try to use your new experimental brain wave enhancer to increase their robotic intelligence. Do you think it'll work?
Krang: Miracles, I don't do.