BBC (ended 2001)
|Teletubbies are evil barbarians that took over the bunny planet, where they set up huge mechanical machines (giant, magic, sparkly, spinning, windmill thingy) to please their sun god (Big screaming baby head in the sky.) They celebrate by consuming large quantities of a pink gooey substance known to them as “Tubby Custard” though the substance does not resemble custard in any way and they gnaw on smiley face engraved bread-like cakes they call “Tubby Toast.” They believe in the act of slavery, this is known because they have droid that they force to clean up their messes. Also, they occasionally sit outside and watch their slave animals (obviously captured and brought back from Earth) slave on their endless fields. Strangely they have TV-like screens on their abdominal region which they use to communicate with Earth’s young, innocent, and defenseless children when their parents are not present (though their intelligence is obviously very low considering that they must replay even the most simple messages at least twice to fully comprehend the data.) Finally, when their sun god takes its leave to rest they also retire for the day to their vile lair to rest themselves. |
Well, that is a very good question, what are the teletubies?? Well, obviously, they are creepy things, with Tv's in their stomachs, to watch porno, with their antenas, it helps them get all sorts of TV shows. And about that language they speak? It's actually a baby code that tells young children that their parents will die horribly if they don't watch and obey the teletubies. Seriously, that;s messed up, maybe the English people who made this wanted to brainwash American children (I can say that about England, I used to live there for about 3 years! XD) but the point is, this show is homocidal!