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ive always wondered..

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    naina18

    [1]Jan 27, 2007
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    What on earth are they? they look like baby's in suits with a halo and a tv on their stomach..
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    gaara257

    [2]Jan 28, 2007
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    I know.
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    aolhater

    [3]Jan 28, 2007
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    I always thought they were some type of alien race sent from outer space to over-populate the earth. Transport in form their "hub" (or home. . .), and mass-multiply all over the globe. People are mesmorized by the stomach tv sets built into their bodies and everyone starts to die off from watching tv too much.

    Of course thats my opinion.
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    Phoshy42o

    [4]Feb 10, 2007
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    Teletubbies are evil barbarians that took over the bunny planet, where they set up huge mechanical machines (giant, magic, sparkly, spinning, windmill thingy) to please their sun god (Big screaming baby head in the sky.) They celebrate by consuming large quantities of a pink gooey substance known to them as “Tubby Custard” though the substance does not resemble custard in any way and they gnaw on smiley face engraved bread-like cakes they call “Tubby Toast.” They believe in the act of slavery, this is known because they have droid that they force to clean up their messes. Also, they occasionally sit outside and watch their slave animals (obviously captured and brought back from Earth) slave on their endless fields. Strangely they have TV-like screens on their abdominal region which they use to communicate with Earth’s young, innocent, and defenseless children when their parents are not present (though their intelligence is obviously very low considering that they must replay even the most simple messages at least twice to fully comprehend the data.) Finally, when their sun god takes its leave to rest they also retire for the day to their vile lair to rest themselves.

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    DoubleE

    [5]Feb 10, 2007
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    Phoshy42o wrote:
    Teletubbies are evil barbarians that took over the bunny planet, where they set up huge mechanical machines (giant, magic, sparkly, spinning, windmill thingy) to please their sun god (Big screaming baby head in the sky.) They celebrate by consuming large quantities of a pink gooey substance known to them as “Tubby Custard” though the substance does not resemble custard in any way and they gnaw on smiley face engraved bread-like cakes they call “Tubby Toast.” They believe in the act of slavery, this is known because they have droid that they force to clean up their messes. Also, they occasionally sit outside and watch their slave animals (obviously captured and brought back from Earth) slave on their endless fields. Strangely they have TV-like screens on their abdominal region which they use to communicate with Earth’s young, innocent, and defenseless children when their parents are not present (though their intelligence is obviously very low considering that they must replay even the most simple messages at least twice to fully comprehend the data.) Finally, when their sun god takes its leave to rest they also retire for the day to their vile lair to rest themselves.

    What do you expect? It's for little kids.
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    Phoshy42o

    [6]Feb 10, 2007
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    How does that sound like something for kids?
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    DoubleE

    [7]Feb 12, 2007
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    Phoshy42o wrote:
    How does that sound like something for kids?
    Well, they are too young to understand what they are. They just look at them as colorful characters.
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    Phoshy42o

    [8]Feb 14, 2007
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    DoubleE wrote:
    Phoshy42o wrote:
    How does that sound like something for kids?
    Well, they are too young to understand what they are. They just look at them as colorful characters.
    Oh so your admitting that that's what they are! HaHa I got you there!

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    DoubleE

    [10]Mar 31, 2007
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    cfruge444 wrote:
    YOU'RE A MORON!!!!!!!!!!!!!; however, I ALSO think they're aliens.
    Well, they're definately aliens.
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    crazedsovergein

    [11]Apr 28, 2007
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    Well, that is a very good question, what are the teletubies?? Well, obviously, they are creepy things, with Tv's in their stomachs, to watch porno, with their antenas, it helps them get all sorts of TV shows. And about that language they speak? It's actually a baby code that tells young children that their parents will die horribly if they don't watch and obey the teletubies. Seriously, that;s messed up, maybe the English people who made this wanted to brainwash American children (I can say that about England, I used to live there for about 3 years! XD) but the point is, this show is homocidal!

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    crazedsovergein

    [12]Apr 28, 2007
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    I also think that these teletubies are some sort of machine. Of what sort? Who knows. I sure don't
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    linealtntrock

    [13]Jun 18, 2007
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    I always thought they were bears when I was little...but lol
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    benb15

    [14]Jun 18, 2007
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    I think they're aliens that feed off human intellegencc by mezmerizing them with those tvs in their stomachs
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    brad13

    [15]Jun 23, 2007
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    DoubleE wrote:
    cfruge444 wrote:
    YOU'RE A MORON!!!!!!!!!!!!!; however, I ALSO think they're aliens.
    Well, they're definately aliens.
    And they're definitely gay
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    SpaceWay2007

    [16]Jun 26, 2007
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    At first,I thought that the Teletubbies were rare and strange monkeys. If you look at their face, it looks like a monkey face. Now, I think they look like Aliens.

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    SoylentYellow

    [18]Jul 27, 2007
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    Haul them off to AREA 51 and do ALIEN AUTOPSIES !!
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    Idontsayyaowzaa

    [19]Sep 3, 2007
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    i think they are the last of a dead breed of human the Teletubbies (dramatic music in background)
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    FuturamaLover02

    [20]Sep 13, 2007
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    yes there like scary space cretures how r kids not scared?
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