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  • Just one big steaming piece of crap.

    I would love to see the people from FullMetal Alchemist, Ghost in the shell, Star Trek, Star Wars, Samurai Champoo, X-Men and CowBoy BeBop all team-up and kill all the teletubbies and other retard characters on this show. I mean this show is so retarded. And only babys watch it. Anyone over four who watches it needs to stop now.
  • I like this show because I like watching people in these kind of costumes walk around.

    The reason that this show has such a bad rating here at is because that the people who rate this show are selfish. They don't consider the fact that it's for children, or they don't think out of the box. The reason people may think this show is uneducational is because that people expect too much on school education just because it's a children's show. Well there is some educational value in it. It may not teach you about numbers or the alphabet, but what it teaches you about is friendship. It shows you how to get along and make peace with your family and friends. They may have poor speech skills, but they are expressive and do things well. I don't blame anyone about the Teletubbies' appearances freaking people out, but this show is recommended for people from babies to toddlers. They are too young to be freaked out by them. That's all I have to say.
  • Were they on crack or something when they thought of this?

    This has got to be the worst show ever created. No child should be exposed to this crap. Anyone know that giant purple one is a homo? Yeah, his antenna thing is a g@y symbol and his most prized possesion is a pink hand bag. And that baby in the sun thing? What the **** is that!? Enough to give me nightmares that is for sure. I am only rating this a 1.0(which is generous by the way) because's stupid system won't let me rate any lower.
  • Well, it does keep kids happy.

    Statistics have been shown on the Internet about this show and it seems to be popular with the kids. Not as popular as Thomas and Friends but sorta popular. I do feel that all the bashing is kind of unnecessary. Especially if it is a kids show. So, if you hate the show, that is fine. Just do not say that no body likes it. There are kids out there that do.
  • Whoever made this should be shot

    They tortured us with Barney (even though I used to watch it) as well as Winx Club (UGH) but this show literally takes the damn cake. Why would someone start a crave over those stupid things? They can't even speak English. And this is a Great Britian production. Do us a favor and read a book when this show is on the air. PLEASE. I beg you.
  • how does this teach little kids anything!!!??

    This does not teach kids anything, its incredibly stupid! kids shows are supposed to be educational, all this teaches kids is how to be retards, this show is the reason so many kids are failing school! parents, if you care about your kids and you want them to be smart dont let them watch this pile of ****!!! The only people who should watch this is a one year old because they can\'t talk. the people in this show dont even talk, this doen\'t teach kids a thing except how to watch tv! i hope this show gets taken off tv forever, FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it kills braincells!

    I had nightmares when I was 2 about them and I still have nightmares now about them. Anything that can't talk and come from otterspace i'm afraid of. And wait whats that OH it's just the sun.... no wait it's not just a sun IT'S A BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG the baby is a god!
  • This show is so very stupid and it's creator is stupid too.

    Why did this show be comfermed by the t.v program it sucks so much I know 2 year olds who say terrible things about it. That only prouves that it really ,really sucks. And why do they hav t.v's for stomachs and why do they like custard so much it sucks like them. I hate them with the burning intencity of a thousand suns they suck just like their creator.
  • Teletubies? I think not. More like pedophile...

    I swear, some pedohalic british guy made this. i remember when I was but a wee liitle one this damn show was on, EVERY day ALL day. Thank god people are finally starting to realize how perverted this show is. No, it not a typo, I said the teletubies show is perverted. A few examples. Okay, has anyone ever noticed when the teletubies rub their stomach and make aroused throat noises? Man, that freaked me out... Okay the shapes on their head... hm, now I wonder what THOSE are for. If your child/ infant/ toddler watches this (ever) then bad things will happen. one thing is that they moght get extremly paranoid, and aftraid to venture under a bed, or inn any small space, for fear of the teletubies lurking every where. Look at their faces. Their eyes... empty like a doll's eye.
  • This is just SICK!

    How would these people ever disagree with this show. Other viewers aren't saying that to make haters worse! Although the show isn't that educational the show is good for the children and don't even get me started on Boobah!

    It maybe gay but heck I give this score higher because of the people who try to help set the statement right. It starts at 4 alien like characters who they start a show that features fun and activites. And so that's the whole point with this review and It's a 3 out of 10 for the final score.
  • A truly beautiful dramedy that must be seen to be believed.

    The show discusses the trials and tribulations of four highly interesting individuals: Tinky Winky, a bartender that serves Dipsy his drinks, Dipsy, an alcholohic, Laalaa, Dipsy's girlfriend, and Po, a used car saleswoman. There are many plot twists in the storyline, and the show is so inspiring. It is truly a masterpiece that is beyond it's time. I cried when I saw that Po was shot in the driveby shooting, and when Dipsy found out that he had cancer.

    Overall, I recommend the Teletubbies because it is such an amazing work of art. It is both funny and sad, and so full of jokes.
  • Never will I watch it again.

    The Teletubbies is the worst show I have ever come across. It gives you a severe headache and inability to hear. How the heck could I watch this show? When I was four, I loved it more than Barney, Sesame Street, and Bear In The Big Blue House put together. Compared to Teletubbies, Barney is my idol. This show is severe torture, I don't understand why anyone would put themselves through so much agony, so many tears!! Everytime I hear the Teletubbies, my ears are almost to the point of bleeding. Teletubbies is truely horrorfying, something that I would never watch, even if that was the last show on the air. I give it a 0.1, only for it managing to stay on the television for 8 years. Lol.
  • This show based around four children, Tinky-Winky Dipsy Laa-Laa and Po, who live in idealistic Teletubbyland. They start each day with the sun rising. They have fun playing with their favorite things and eating Tubby-Custard. Teletubbies love eachother ve

    This show is an Educational and Entertaining show for the 1-3 year olds. I know it is educational because my niece learned how to say hello and bye-bye while watching this program. And my 1 year old son loves this show. Everytime it comes on he gets a big smile on his face. They talk and walk and act funny because they are made to seem like the children they are targeted for (1-3 years). For those of you who do not understand this show and how it can be entertaining and informative that's because you are not the ones they made the show for. If you do not believe, then just look at the smiling faces of the children who do. They believe and that is all that matters.
  • i completely agree with Inflikted1

    You guys ARE losers. it doesn't matter what YOU guys think anyways it's what the little kids think and every little kid i've met loves this show. and if you're writing a review on a show for LITTLE kids, then what are you bullies doing here? get a life. losers.
  • teletubes sucks realy bad they cant realy talk,they hae some issues to slove about gender,i mean, come on people,do kids realy wach it i bet you it does not teach anything!!!,i cant belive they still have it around in the u.s!!!they sould take it off the

    this shows sucks,big time none of the people i know that have kids at age 2 and up see the show,and you know why,because they are gay,look i have nothing agest gay people,but look at tinke winke,he is a boy and he hs a girl purse,not a man purse, a girl purse!!.so what that tells boys that are young,"okay,im going outside with my moms purse and take it with me where ever i go!,but its okay i saw it on teleltubies!this show is nt ment to be in the us
  • Ummmmm what?

    This show. What is this? Well it's Teletubies and it's filled with boredom. They make no sense. I understand this show meant for little kids but this show is just ridiculus. The Teletubies just make random noises like "eeha". It's retarded. This is just a very random and boring show. I ONLY gave this a 0.4 because their idiotic noises will give you a couple laughs then it's get's old. Otherwise I would have gave it a big fat 0! Oh man what else is their to say? Man this show is just abysmal. Even Barney is alot better than this show.
  • This has to be the most boring kid's show ever.

    The whole show is about these big puppet like creatures that run around in a valley of some sort. They don't speak, only a narrator talks. Then they have a segment where they document diffent real life kids. They don't just show this once, but twice. This is a really boring, stupid, and noeducational show. Although preschoolers enjoy it.
  • Best Show ever!

    This is great it got a 2.1 Oh yeah! Serious ok this show sucks and smells and the teletubbies suck! if you watch this show you must be on Drugs or high just what Happy yellow ball said i agree with him or her. WARNING! the following program, your seeing is cruel and Painful to watch keep the remote from Childern from all times Thankyou.
  • Great for kids!!!

    This show absolutely rips. I mean, when it's on, I always manage to fall asleep, but this show is awesome for kids. I have a 17 month old daughter who just absolutely loves it! It keeps her so enraptured, that I can actually manage to get something done around my house! This show is really educational for them, since starting to watch it, my daughter has learned to "dance" of sorts, ask "What's that" and all sorts of other little things.

    This show's great developmentally. Try it with your kids if you haven't already.

    (note this review is for people who actually have the ability to have kids, and not for the little prickless losers who just come here to bash.)
  • It used to be good.. I guess

    Good ol' Teletubbies were good when it had a story line about making custard or running away from a fan, but now they're just flying around in a one colour background. It should have stopped back when it was good.. They should have let it have a nice end, but they went on..
  • I remember...

    When I was little, I loved the show, and I got the computer game. But once you played it, it literally wouldn't let you exit out. And it kept on freezing.

    I may have loved the game and show as a baby, but now, I'm all like, 'Um...'

    (And some people said that they watched the show, and I say 'Sure...')
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  • This is the worst show ever, I agree. But come on! You must be pretty stupid to make fun of a show for 2-year-old toddlers! Pretty immature. And you must be pretty dorky since you've watched this because like I said, this show is for 2 year old children!

    This show is absolutely the worst show on television(along with Boohbah)but you don't have a license to mock a stupid children's show! Oh geez! Do you people really watch PBS? And you swear and curse a stupid half-an-hour show, when you shouldn't even be watching it! Now I have a sister who watches this a zillion times and I do feel like ripping my eyes out when I hear that stupid,"Tubby Custard! Tubby Custard! Yay!"(Explains why they're so fat!) and "La La! Dipsy! Tinky-Winky! Po!". But seriously, folks. You don't have to rub it in PBS's face that a bunch of teenage and older kids are making fun of a 3 and under show! So please, folks. Stop wasting your stinking time making fun of pathetic children's show. Becuase frankly, YOU guys are acting like pathetic children!
  • People are so retarded for making fun of this show. I don't really like it, but it's not for my age group. You only have liscence to mock it if you are 3 or under.

    Seriously, get a life! If you're just going to make fun of toddler shows you would probably be more helpful to the world if you went and crawled under a rock. Just because one of them carries a handbag (in England) doesn't mean they're gay. If you like freak out about that than you're too stupid to do anything constructive. If you don't like it, don't watch it, don't talk about it, ignore it. If you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all.
  • I am very angry how much intolerance I see in this country. Teletubbies does not promote homosexuality, and it is extremely closed-minded how people think that. Read below for more...

    I don't understand why some people are vigorously infuriated about the theory that Teletubbies promotes homosexuality. I can see why they might think that because of the purple one has a hand-bag. What I wish people would stop doing is stereotyping groups of people. I'm not gay but I have close friends that are, so I know what they go through. There are straight people out there, especially in Europe that have hand-bags, but that doesn't make them gay. Being happy and joyful and playful does not mean someone is gay, I mean it CAN, but that doesn't mean it DOES. It just angers me so much how much intollerance I see in our own United States. We should embraces all the differences in each other, even if one doesn't agree with how you live your life. I'm a 24-year-old male and I have no kids, and I like watching Teletubbies, because I have a kid's heart in me. Closed-minded adults can't understand the show because they aren't kids and they think anything that seems unusual to them should be destroyed off the Earth.
  • An awful show. Why do people watch it?

    You should not watch the Teletubbies. It's a complete waste of time. It's designed for babies and toddlers, but it actually scares some of them because it is so weird. It's supposed to educate the age group, but it doesn't do anything like that. The just show them eating custard and playing with a vacuum. Beware of this show, it's creepy!
  • This is The wost show ever!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I cannot find any show worse than this on T.V. Com. This is also 'painful to Watch!' Don't watch it unless you want to throw up from the worst show ever! Heres what I have to say to the show 'GRR!'. The pepole who made this show must be insane!!
  • There are some great shows for little kids. This ain't one of them.

    This show is so stupid! Who wants to watch the same thing twice????????? It's ridiculous! Don't let your kids watch this! Let them watch Mr. Rogers, Sesame Street, or anything but this! I'll give them a 0.1 for SOMEHOW getting it onto the air and a 0.4 because I can never give a show a 0.
    Don't let your kids watch this or Barney!!! Those are unwatchable. Hope this show goes off the air soon! On second thought, 0.3! They can barely talk!
    This wins the worst show ever award! I can't even watch a full episode! This is crap! Crap!
  • Another cruddy show... but those cruddy moments... actually make me laugh at the Teletubbies's humiliation!!

    Teletubies IS another cruddy show... but those cruddy moments... actually make me laugh at the Teletubbies's humiliation!! well, im really serious, i love those really corny parts, especially with the Gayman, Tinkywinky! Or whatever the purple teletubbie's name is. He's so gay! i mean, a guy with a purple purse, Corny and cruddy, but LOL!
  • Can't stand it!>:-0

    I have watched this with my younger cousin, once and only once, and it was the worst show I have ever watched. I felt as if I was going to vomit. It was stupid, it made no freaking sense at all. It was just plain sick! I hate this show. Wish it was cancelled.
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