The simple fact that there is more than one episode of Teletubbies boggles my mind. That anyone would have thought this spooky monstrosity was worth making in the first place is confusing, of course, but after the first one, SOMEONE should have told them to go back to the asylum, and take this mental fiasco with them. Clearly there were drugs that were not dispensed on time to some mental patient. Someone fell down on the job. I’m not asking for a criminal prosecution or anything. I would be happy if whoever thought this up just made a public apology, and promised to never ever have anything to do with television production again. Never. Ever.