The Weekly Challenges: The four performers are in a commercial for a diet shake that they supposedly lost weight from and are street kids working in an inner - city restaurant.
Episode Winner: Ross Noble
Ensemble: The answer, the answer. I have the answer.
Ross Noble: You better get him on Who Wants to be a Millionaire.
Ross: What have I told you two about pissing about with matches?
Trainer: The Australian Olympic Committee spends half a million dollars on you.
Matt: Well, how stupid are they?
Ross: You'd think if they spent all that money, they'd find out that I'm not Australian.
Doctor: Look into my eyes, and tell me what you see.
Julia: Contact lenses!
(Referring to the model's "before and after" photos)
Host: How did you achieve this?
Matt: The skin is the largest organ... in most cases.
A spirited jig it dances bright
Banishing all but darkest night
Give it food and it will live
Give it water and it will die.
Ross: Is he high?
Referring to the caged animals in the scene
Frank: They've wired the cages!
Ross Noble's Elf king scenario is a reference to The Lord of the Rings mythology.