That '70s Show

Season 7 Episode 22

2000 Light Years From Home

Aired Sunday 8:00 PM May 04, 2005 on FOX
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2000 Light Years From Home
Kelso considers what to do about his relationship with Angie, and comes to the conclusion that it's time to break up, but he's not sure how to do that. He seeks some advice from Jackie on the matter, but ultimately, the decision is taken out of his hands. Eric is shocked to discover that his college tuition fund is gone, and has to find another way to raise the money. His solution is one that Kitty, Red and Donna have differing opinions on.moreless

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  • Donna is really mad!

    This episode wasn't a tearjerker in the beginning because it all seems to be all fun & games when Red spends his tuition money for college. But he finds a solution when he goes to his guidance counselor, which is creepy cause he stalks Donna. Anyway it's all fun until he announces he's going to Africa to teach, I have never seen Donna or Bob that angry, the thing that really pulled it off, "I think you better leave!" Wow I was totally shocked, I couldn't wait for the next episode! Angie leaving, finally! Which was great cause I really hated her, I like Jackie's attitude toward the situation, calling Angie a whore, which was a bright side, but still wow!moreless
  • Eric leaving? Angie leaving? Hyde manager? Fez perverted? Well, the last one's not too hard to believe.

    This is a big episode, because not only does it reveal that Eric is leaving for Africa for an entire year, but it also has Kelso and Angie breaking up, as well as Hyde becoming whole manager for the record store.

    All the plots were terrific, especially the freaky guidance counsellor, Kelso trying to get advice about how to break up with someone without cheating or solving Fez's problem at the same time.

    As for Eric leaving the show, which is obvious given the storyline, I don't know how the show will cope without him, but as long as the other five idiots are inexplicably using Red's basement, the show should stay strong.moreless

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  • TRIVIA (1)

    • Bob (to Eric): Don't you "hey" me. My daughter stayed home from college for you...

      Donna was accepted into college in Madison and was going to leave, but decided to stay in the sixth season episode Magic Bus.

  • QUOTES (10)

    • Kitty: So what impoverished area will you go to? Is it East Milwaukee? I made a wrong turn there once, and I ended up in an awful neighborhood! There were kids playing radios on a street corner!
      Eric: No, I'm not going to Milwaukee.
      Donna: So, where then?
      Eric: Africa!
      Kitty: Africa, Wisconsin?

    • Donna: So Kelso, you gonna break up with her your usual way? Send a note saying you got kidnapped by Kung Fu robots?
      Kelso: No, it won't work with her. She doesn't even believe in Kung Fu robots. Just gonna have to talk to her.
      Eric: Whoa! Kelso, you never break up with a girl to her face. You usually have me tell her you're dead... and then when she eventually sees you, you have me tell her you're a ghost.

    • Eric: Wait, mom, you knew about this? And you just said "Please, go ahead take my son's college money and use it on a muffler shop?"
      Kitty: No... I think your father asked me if I thought you would amount to anything and I said "I really, really hope so." And then he said, "I'm spending Eric's money on my muffler shop" and then I made the best blueberry cobbler I have ever made.
      Hyde: Man, that was good.
      Red: Best cobbler ever.
      Eric: Huh, I remember that cobbler. I always wondered why when I said it was so good you said, "At least I can give you this," and started to cry.

    • Kelso: So, there's a problem with my "sleeping with Angie's best friend" plan... Angie's best friend is Hyde.

    • Kelso: I'm gonna break up with Angie. All we have left is hot sex.
      Fez: Hot sex? All I have is hot soup. And you can't make love to that... it's too damn hot!

    • Hyde (to Angie): How did you get a promotion? You don't know anything about music! Last week a guy came in asking for KISS, you slapped him across the face and called him a pervert!

    • Hyde: I'm just glad you won't be violating my sister anymore.
      Kelso: I know you hated that. I would have broken up with her sooner but it was so damn hilarious!
      (Hyde punches him in the arm)
      Kelso: You be nice or I'll marry her!

    • Angie: I just got a promotion! Daddy says I've been doing such a great job that he wants me to move to Milwaukee, and help run the corporate office!
      Jackie: Wait, what about Steven? He's the one who's doing the great job. You just sit around doing your nails and making smart-ass comments!
      Angie: Jackie, that's you.
      Jackie: Yeah. Well it's annoying, now isn't it?

    • (after hearing that W.B. is leaving Hyde fully in charge of the record store)
      Jackie: Oh my God! I own a record store!
      Hyde: No, I own a record store!
      W.B.: I own a record store!
      Jackie: Oh my God! I own one-third of a record store!

    • Jackie: Why'd you promote that whore Angie?
      W.B.: You mean my daughter Angie?
      Jackie: I stand by what I said. (W.B. looks angry, Jackie hides behind Hyde) You can't hit a girl!

  • NOTES (0)


    • Fez: I know what you should do? You should go to Hollywood and become the next Gene Wilder... that guy's a laugh riot.

      Gene Wilder is an American comedian who stared in such movies as Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Young Frankenstein and Blazing Saddles.

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