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Jackie Beulah Burkhart
Eric: Man, it's like I finally figured out what I want to do with my life and now I might never be able to do it and might I add, through no fault of my own.
Donna: Eric, the last time you used the phrase "through no fault of my own" was when you said "Donna, your cat's dead, through no fault of my own." Which I later found out meant, "Donna, I ran over your cat."
In the episode Donna references the season 2 episode Kiss of Death, in which Eric accidentally runs over her cat, Mr. Bonkers, and tries to hide it from her.
(reading from his transcript)
Eric: "You have failed to meet the requirements for graduation. To receive your diploma you must attend summer session P.E."
Eric: Ha? I didn't graduate and all you have to say is "Ha?"
Hyde: Oh, and also "Hee Hee."
Since Eric was not present for the graduation ceremony, which was held in the fifth season episode Celebration Day, he would not have known that he didn't graduate.
The gym in this episode is noticeably smaller than in episodes such as in Prom Night and Tornado Prom. [Maybe it's not the same gym...]
Red: All right, I want everybody who doesn't live in this house to get out... now!
Kelso: Well, you're a real bummer, man. Come on, Fez. Let's go to our new apartment where people can do whatever they want whenever they want just like the Bible says... "Let my people do whatever they want."
(sees the aftermath of the guy's potato chip war)
Red: What the hell?
Kelso: We'll clean it up later, dude.
Red: I'm not your "dude" and you never clean anything up!
Kelso: Well, we mean to, but then we leave and then we come back and its already cleaned up.
(entering Fez and Kelso's new apartment)
Kitty: I brought you a housewarming gift! Glass grapes! Every so often someone tries to eat one! It's a real conversation starter.
Fez: (ashamed) I remember.
Donna: So get this, I went down to the gym to talk to Casey and he said that the only way he'd pass you is if I'd go out on a date with him.
Eric: What? Oh, thank you Donna! Thank you!
Donna: So, you'd let me go out with him?
Eric: Well Donna, if you really loved me... I mean... you'd date other men
Donna: Get bent! (Donna leaves the house angrily)
Eric: If she really loved me she'd date other women.
Jackie: Michael, you should have gotten the room with the bathroom... you earned it by being born better-looking.
Kelso: Oh, well, I could've had it but Fez said that there were evil spirits in there so I made him take it.
Hyde: Man, I can't believe you fell for that... especially after that time he told you evil spirits lived in that hot dog and then you gave him that.
Red: You eat my food, you dirty up my house and every time I go into a bedroom I have to wonder about finding one of you naked with some poor girl!
Fez: Well, at least you know that if you find me naked in a room, I'm by myself.
Eric: Any tricks to doing a pull-up?
Red: You pull... up!
Eric: I don't know why Donna's mad at me.
Red: You'll find as you go through life that if you try to turn your girlfriend into a prostitute, she gets cranky.
Eric: But she's all that's standing in between me and the rest of my life.
Red: You're lucky this table is standing between my foot and your ass!
(Red is making himself comfortable and Fez and Kelso's new apartment)
Red: You boys are gonna need a plumber. I tried to flush your pillow down the toilet but it just wouldn't go. Ooh! Matches!
Jackie: So, we're gonna have to skip the swimsuit competition because Fez won't promise not to show us his wee-wee.
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