That '70s Show Season 6 Episode 10

Kelso: I can't believe I'm the stooge.
Jackie: Micheal, it's just the way some people are, okay? Some people are lazy, some peopla are clumsy, some people are stooges.
Hyde: You're lucky enough to be all three.

Roy: I know why they are doing that. I bet you're the stooge.
Kelso: What?
Roy: Every year the police academy lets one guy in they know will fail out. They use him to scare the other cadets. I know, because my brother was the stooge. All right, fine.. it was me.

(Jackie holds up a history book and points to a picture)
Jackie: This is George Washington, the father of our country.
Fez: Well, George and I have one thing in common: we both look good in a powdered white wig.

Fez: This could be my last day in the country... we should make love!
Donna: What?
Fez: Don't worry, it will be over before you know it.

Kitty: Do you think I'm smart?
Red: Oh, is that what we're going to do today? Fight?

Fez: Tell me about Vietnam.
Donna: Ok, so Vietnam was an illegal war which we lost.
Red: What the hell are you teaching him? You, come with me! I'll teach you the real American history. First of all, we didn't lose the war, it was a tie!

Hyde: What's in here?
Kelso: That's the canine training room, it's where they keep all the samples to teach the police dogs what to sniff for.
(cut to Eric stoned in a 360 scene)
Eric: Oh man, these samples are way better than our samples...

Jackie: The three stooges have such bad hair. You know, I wish I could go back in time for just ten minutes and hand out combs and brushes.

Kelso: You guys are making a pretty good case that I'm the stooge.
Hyde: Well if you're not, there's a guy who's about to step on a rake that I really wanna meet.