That '70s Show

Season 6 Episode 10

A Legal Matter

Aired Sunday 8:00 PM Feb 04, 2004 on FOX



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • Kelso: Come on, Eric, we're a team.
      Jackie: Yeah. Michael is the looks, Steven is the brain, and you? Your house has food.

    • Kelso: I can't believe I'm the stooge.
      Jackie: Micheal, it's just the way some people are, okay? Some people are lazy, some peopla are clumsy, some people are stooges.
      Hyde: You're lucky enough to be all three.

    • Roy: I know why they are doing that. I bet you're the stooge.
      Kelso: What?
      Roy: Every year the police academy lets one guy in they know will fail out. They use him to scare the other cadets. I know, because my brother was the stooge. All right, fine.. it was me.

    • (Jackie holds up a history book and points to a picture)
      Jackie: This is George Washington, the father of our country.
      Fez: Well, George and I have one thing in common: we both look good in a powdered white wig.

    • Fez: This could be my last day in the country... we should make love!
      Donna: What?
      Fez: Don't worry, it will be over before you know it.

    • Kitty: Do you think I'm smart?
      Red: Oh, is that what we're going to do today? Fight?

    • Fez: Tell me about Vietnam.
      Donna: Ok, so Vietnam was an illegal war which we lost.
      Red: What the hell are you teaching him? You, come with me! I'll teach you the real American history. First of all, we didn't lose the war, it was a tie!

    • Hyde: What's in here?
      Kelso: That's the canine training room, it's where they keep all the samples to teach the police dogs what to sniff for.
      (cut to Eric stoned in a 360 scene)
      Eric: Oh man, these samples are way better than our samples...

    • Jackie: The three stooges have such bad hair. You know, I wish I could go back in time for just ten minutes and hand out combs and brushes.

    • Kelso: You guys are making a pretty good case that I'm the stooge.
      Hyde: Well if you're not, there's a guy who's about to step on a rake that I really wanna meet.

    • Red: America!
      Fez: Amedica!
      Red: AMERICAAA!
      Fez: AMEDICAAA

      Red: We'll just say the United States
      Fez: The United States....Of Amedica!

  • Notes

  • Allusions

    • Eric: Man, if only these (gloves) shot webs.

      This is a reference to the popular Marvel Comic book figure, Spiderman.