That '70s Show Season 7 Episode 13

Fez: I don't want to get sent back to my home country. If I return in shame, I will get stoned. Then they will throw rocks at me!

(Red comes downstairs and sees the gang)
Red: Oh my God! There are a hundred morons in my basement!

Kelso: Wait, if the vacuum cleaner was bugged, couldn't we have put it outside?
Hyde: Damn! When Kelso's the only one thinking straight, we're in trouble.

Eric: Okay, we all just need to calm down. Everybody calm down! CALM DOWN! Who's yelling? WHO IS YELLING? We all just need to keep calm. (knock at door) Aah! That's it, we're all gonna die!

Kelso: There's a black Ford Sedan outside. Hyde's right. The Feds found us.
Hyde: Dammit, Kelso, you finally figured out how to use a phone, and now we're all goin' to jail!

Hyde: Kelso, the Russians don't have a "death ray." But they do have a "stupid ray," and it's pointed directly at you.

Eric: Look, I think you guys are overreacting. There's no way the government would park a car right outside my house.
Hyde: Forman, anything you think the government's not doing, they ARE doing! The only thing they didn't do is land a man on the moon. No no no no... Spielberg shot the entire thing on a Hollywood movie set. That's how he got the job for "Jaws"!

Red: Really, I mean, Kitty, you'd hate it! It's cold, and boring, and we both know the only ice you like is in your cocktails.

(about Jackie)
Donna: I'll give you fifty bucks to take her back.
Hyde: Fifty bucks buys me beer for a week. Freedom - that's a lifetime.