That '70s Show

Season 2 Episode 25

Cat Fight Club

Aired Sunday 8:00 PM May 15, 2000 on FOX



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • Donna: Hey Jackie. Wanna go to the mall later?
      Jackie: That's cool.
      Donna: Okay. Wait, what do you mean?
      Jackie (to Hyde): It worked! Uh, I mean whatever.

    • Laurie: Hey, next time we go hiking, bring a blanket; I think I have a twig in my shorts.
      Hyde: What a coincidence! So does Kelso!

    • Jackie: Zen? Hyde you can't just make up words.
      Hyde: No, Zen. At peace, aloof... Zen...

    • Fez: Jackie you seem different. I don't know if it's your hair, your outfit, or your red puffy eyes...
      Hyde: She's Zen man. I've taken her under my wing. I'm running a dojo of coolness. Jackie, demonstrate.
      Jackie: Oogly-googly. Oogly.
      Hyde (giving Jackie a look): It's her first day...

    • Jackie: Man, I just totally forgot why I was laughing. Isn't that funny?
      Eric: Okay. No more for the cheerleader, okay?

    • Kelso: Look, Red loves Laurie, and Laurie likes me. Therefore, Red has to like me. I mean, what father wouldn't like the guy who is nailing his daughter?

    • Hyde: Shine Grasshopper! Shine!

    • Donna: I can't believe Laurie bit me. I hope she didn't give me like, slut rabies.
      Eric: Jackie, you're my hero! You hit her in the eye!
      Jackie: Yeah, but I guess it wasn't very Zen of me, was it Hyde?
      Hyde: Well, where Zen ends, ass-kicking begins. That's your final lesson, Grasshopper.
      Jackie (slowly): Hey man, let's do that thing where we all sit in the circle again.

  • Notes

  • Allusions

    • Hyde (to Jackie): You can say very much by saying very little, small Grasshopper.

      Hyde calls Jackie "Grasshopper" three times in this episode. This is a reference to the TV show Kung Fu, which ran from 1972 to 1975. The main character, Caine, was called that by his Master while being trained.