That '70s Show Season 5 Episode 25

(playing his own version of American Pie)
Kelso: Something touched me deep inside, the day that Hyde... lied. So bye bye, Mr. Steven Hyde. I'm a hottie and your nottie, Jackie's gonna be mine. She likes my brunette locks not your curly ass twine. Oh, Jackie Burkhart you are so fiiiiine... Wrote that just for you, Jackie.
Hyde: You didn't write that, you just ripped it off of American Pie.
Kelso: Na-ah! The American Pie guy ripped me off!

The song that Kelso is rewriting the words to is American Pie (1971), written and sung by Don McLean. The real words to the part that Kelso is singing are:
Something touched me deep inside
The day the music died.
So bye-bye Miss American Pie
Drove my Chevy to the levee
But the levee was dry.
And them good ol' boys were drinking whiskey and rye,
Singing 'this will be the day that I die,
This will be the day that I die.'