That '70s Show

Season 6 Episode 7


Aired Sunday 8:00 PM Dec 17, 2003 on FOX



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • Kitty: Okay, Mr. Claus! Let's hear your best Santa laugh.
      Red: Ho. Ho.
      Bob: You left out a 'ho', Red. It's three 'ho's. Did you even read the Santa manual?

    • (Kelso walks into the library)
      Brooke: What are you doing here?
      Kelso: Oh, I just thought instead of having a fun Christmas Eve somewhere else, I'd rather have a boring one here with you.

    • Donna: What do you think you're doing? Eric you never showed up, I was worried about you.
      Eric: Well I'm sorry, I guess I lost track of time, maybe it's because I am a God to these people! Donna, they like this shirt. This is a horrible shirt!
      Donna: I gave you that shirt.
      Eric: I know, I love this shirt!

    • Jackie: Okay, here comes Julie, the head cheerleader. Now, Steven, make me look good.
      Julie: Hello, Jackie.
      Jackie: Hello, Julie. This is my boyfriend, Steven J. Hyde the third.
      Hyde: First two are in jail.

    • Red: This mall is only big enough for one Santa, Bob!
      Bob: Tell you what, you name five reindeer and I'll step down.
      Red: I can name five toes that are going to be in your ass!

    • Jackie: I've got to get back on that squad. They might be a bunch of pom-pom waving bitches, but they're all I know.

    • Jackie: Bitchiness is the only language cheerleaders understand. These are bad girls, they need to be punished, and they know it.

  • Notes

    • Christmas bells are added to the opening titles as well as horns; the cast names are in red (instead of the usual yellow) with snow frosting the tops of the letters and holly leaves on the sides.

  • Allusions

    • Hyde: Man, Heatmeister's bad-ass.

      Heatmeister is one of the villains in the 1974 Christmas special, A Year Without Santa Claus.