The music used in this episode was:
Right Place, Wrong Time (1973) by Dr. John.
Eric: So, overall you and Mom are okay, so Donna and me will be okay?
Red: No. I scuffed your mom's shoe. I didn't pull her pants down in front of God and the foreign kid.
Red: You see, women are, what's the word I'm looking for, ... they're crazy.
Jackie (to Donna): You should be with the one you love and you love Eric... for some reason.
Jackie: Michael, I think there's a prerequisite for being an astronaut. You have to be not dumb.
Kelso: Nuh-uh. If they can send a monkey into space, they can send me.
Hyde: I don't know. Monkeys are pretty smart.
Kelso: All right. Fine, fine. Make fun. But when you see my shoe prints on the moon, what are you gonna say then?
Eric: Probably, "Hey, some monkey's wearing Kelso's shoes!"
Caroline: Okay, Fez, I got you some Valentine conversation hearts.
Fez: Oh, thank you, Caroline. (looks at a heart) "Be mine." Okay. (looks at another) "Sweetheart." It really is.(looks at another one) "Kiss me." Well, I'm not about to argue with candy.
Jackie: Fez, is there one in there that says, "Get a room"?
Fez: No, but here's one that says, "Kiss my brown ass."
Hyde: Forman, when I told you it'd be funny to give Donna panties... I meant it'd be funny to me. And it was.
Fez: Hey, guys. I was just showing Caroline the backseat of my Vista Cruiser.
Hyde: Fez, that's not your car.
Jackie: Yeah, Fez. Foreigners aren't allowed to drive cars in this country, unless it's a cab.