Caroline: Okay, Fez, I got you some Valentine conversation hearts.
Fez: Oh, thank you, Caroline. (looks at a heart) "Be mine." Okay. (looks at another) "Sweetheart." It really is.(looks at another one) "Kiss me." Well, I'm not about to argue with candy.
Jackie: Fez, is there one in there that says, "Get a room"?
Fez: No, but here's one that says, "Kiss my brown ass."