That '70s Show

Season 2 Episode 9

Eric Gets Suspended

Aired Sunday 8:00 PM Nov 30, 1999 on FOX



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • Bob: Well, I guess the truth hurts.
      Red: So does a swift kick in the ass.
      Bob: But a swift kick in the ass is not the solution to everything, Forman!
      Red: I gotta disagree Bob!

    • Fez: This is my first official American date.
      Hyde: That's why I'm here Fez, to help you out man. Unless they're uggos and then I'm gone!

    • Donna: Did you get in a lot of trouble for the cigarette?
      Eric: Uh, surprisingly, yes. It turns out Red has a temper.
      Donna: Really?
      Eric: So, yeah, who knew?

    • Donna: Hey, check it out. I've got an F on my report card.
      Eric: An F? What did you fail?
      Donna: English!
      Eric: Isn't that... what we speak?

    • Hyde: The blonde's blonde and hot.
      Fez: Yes, and since I set us up onj this date, she is mine, right?
      Hyde: Well, I can see why you'd think that. But, actually, since I came along to help you out, American custom dictates that I get the blonde.
      Fez: Once again, the local custom bones the foreign guy.

    • Kelso: I'm just saying... how can I tell you this without hurting your feelings... oh, I know! Jackie, I don't want your stupid things in my cool van.
      Jackie: (gasps and storms out)
      Kelso: Wait! I didn't say you were stupid - just everything you like!

    • Hyde: Forman's first suspension... I'm so proud.
      Kelso: Whoa, back up. Why'd he get suspended?
      Donna: Because he's stupid.
      Kelso (terrified): They can do that?

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