That '70s Show

Season 4 Episode 25

Eric's False Alarm

Aired Sunday 8:00 PM May 07, 2002 on FOX



  • Trivia

    • The music used in this episode was:
      What's Your Name (1977) by Lynyrd Skynyrd;
      Signed, Sealed, Delivered I'm Yours (1977) by Peter Frampton;
      Count On Me (1978) by Jefferson Starship.

  • Quotes

    • Kitty: Okay, what happens when you eat fast?
      Bob: I get gassy.
      Kitty: Right. Ok well, our relationship works the same way. When it grows too fast, it.... it gets gassy too. And.... and, and then bad things happen and people leave the room.

    • Fez: You know, I really love things with holes. Swiss cheese, donuts, inner tubes.... I don't know what it is about a hole, it just feels good.

    • (Donna is putting on blush)
      Jackie: Oh, honey. It's blush, not spray paint.

    • Fez: Oh, Eric. Let me just say I'm sorry.
      Eric: For what?
      Fez: I can't tell you. Hey, but if you were to guess that Casey's taking Donna to a honeymoon suite, I'd say good guess.
      Eric: Wait, Casey and Donna got a motel room?
      Fez: Yeah, but hey, look at the bright side, Donna and Casey may be doing it, but at least they're doing it in a vibrating, heart-shaped bed. If you see what I mean.

    • Jackie: Michael, it was one guy from work. And I've told you, I'm sorry. God, how long are you gonna keep throwing that in my face?
      Kelso: Well, how long are you gonna keep throwing your face in other guys' faces? Wow, that was clever.

    • Jackie: Michael, Phil's the guy who delivers the sausage.
      Kelso: You tramp!
      Jackie: No, idiot. He brings food to our store. He's our sausage guy.
      Kelso: TRAMP!

    • Jackie: Well... how do you feel about his hair?
      Donna: Love it. Lots of body.
      Jackie: And his body?
      Donna: Love it. Lots of hair.
      Jackie: How about his car?
      Donna: I love it. Trans-Ams kick ass.
      Jackie: So, hair, body, and car... the big 3. The Holy Trinity of Love.

    • Jackie: Okay, boys, I brought cheese samples from work.
      Hyde: What's wrong with 'em?
      Jackie: Nothing. Well, they were in the trash.
      Hyde: Cool.
      Fez: Hand it over.

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