That '70s Show

Season 4 Episode 14

Eric's Hot Cousin

Aired Sunday 8:00 PM Jan 22, 2002 on FOX
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Eric's Hot Cousin
Eric' cousin Penny, whom he used to tease unmercifully when they were younger, comes for a visit, and she's...grown some. All the guys are infatuated with her, much to Donna and Jackie's dismay. Jackie and Donna try to be hotter than Penny, with disasterous results. Kitty, feeling like she's not needed, wants to get a pet.moreless

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  • TRIVIA (3)

    • The music used in this episode was:
      Stranglehold (1975) by Ted Nugent;
      I Am...I Said (1971) by Neil Diamond;
      Golden Country (1972) by REO Speedwagon;
      Fox On The Run (1974) by Sweet.

    • When Kelso, Hyde, Fez and Eric are outside playing basketball in the scene after Eric hugs his cousin, watch above the basket just after Kelso scores. A boom mic can be seen just above the rim.

    • When Kitty asks Red for a cat Red is reading a copy of Time magazine. He closes the magazine and puts it down on his knee while he tells her why he doesn't want a cat in the house but in the next shot the magazine is back in his hands and open to where it was before he closed it and put it down as though he never did it.

  • QUOTES (9)

    • (Jackie and Donna have burned themselves)
      Jackie: Did you call me stupid?(Jackie hits Donna)
      Donna: Ouch! (Donna hits back)
      Jackie: Ouch! Lobster-face! (Jackie hits back)
      Donna: Ouch! Little Red Riding Bitch! (Donna hits back)

    • (Eric is looking at Penny's chest)
      Penny: Peterson's auto shop.
      Eric: What?
      Penny: Peterson's auto shop. That's what my t-shirt says. I noticed you're trying to read it.
      Eric: Yes, yes I was. I kinda have a passion for t-shirt logos.

    • (Eric is looking at Penny's chest)
      Red: Eric... do I have to tell you to stop staring at your cousin?!
      (Eric tries to look away from Penny)
      Red: Stop staring at your cousin!!

    • Eric: May I have a moment alone with Penny?
      Red: No, I'm not raising any 'flipper' grandkids!

    • (talking about Penny))
      Donna: Whore!
      Jackie (thinking Donna's talking to her): Slut!
      Donna: No, her.
      Jackie: Oh. Yeah, Whore!

    • (making a lame excuse)
      Eric: I guess I was... sleepwalking.
      Red: And I'm just sleep-kicking your ass.

    • Kelso: Hey guys, I'm thinking about getting a perm. Hyde can I get the number for your guy?
      Hyde: I don't have a guy, dumbass. This righteous moss is a gift from God.
      Fez: God gave me a perm too, but he hit me below the belt.

    • Jackie: How dare she come to our town and try to out-hot us.
      Donna: I know. I mean, we don't go to her town and try to out-whore her.

    • Kelso: I've heard of kissing cousins but have you ever heard of doin' it cousins? Cause that's what I think Forman should be shooting for here.
      Eric: Kelso I appreciate the advice but your solution to every problem is do it with her.
      Kelso: Well it worked with my old science teacher. C minus!
      Eric: Well unfortunately Penny is my cousin. That be like looking at my mom and thinking "Hey baby how...", I'm just gonna stop right there.
      Fez: I've thought that about your mom but I didn't stop right there.

  • NOTES (2)


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