(looking at Paula's car)
Red: Why did you paint it with Pepto-Bismol?
Pepto-Bismol is a bright pink liquid medicine, sold over-the-counter, for upset stomachs.
Paula: Well, enough about me, Kitty, dear... what have you been up to?
Kitty: Well, you know, it's funny you should ask because we have been super, super busy!
Eric: Oh, no, she quit her job, she's not doing anything, it's kind of boring.
Kitty announced that she was quitting her job as a nurse in Red Sees Red earlier this season.
Kelso: Jackie, you know I love you, and you know how much I've changed, right?
Jackie: Oh, what'd you do?
Kelso: I went to a stag film. But then, it turned out that there weren't any stags at all. It was just naked people, having sex.
Fez: We are all small in the pants!
Kelso: Honesty's cool, man. It's like, I can do anything wrong, and then ask for forgiveness and then I'm good again. Someone should invent a religion like that.
Eric: So, did you meet Dick Trickle?
Eric: What?! He's a racecar driver! His name is Dick Trickle! Oh My God! Listen to my voice! I'm so loud!
(watching an X-rated movie, disappointed)
Fez: Oh, nothing is going to happen in this scene, that's just two ladies.
Fez (surprised): Oh bravo, nice plot twist.