Fez: So, Eric, which rat bastard…do you think stole your money?
Eric: Well, I mean, it's anyone's guess. For all I know, I mean, it could be
someone in this very room!
Fez: Whoa-ho-ho! How exciting. A mystery. Is Fez a suspect?
Eric: Yeah, probably not, Fez.
Fez: Why not? I can be evil! I hate you. See? (long pause) Oh, Eric, I don't hate you, I love you, I'm sorry!