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    bliarxoxo

    [41]Aug 29, 2008
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    111.kitty teached hyde how to dance
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    midnight_gal

    [42]Sep 2, 2008
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    112. Red invwnted the word 'dumbass'

    113. Because someone is dumb and a ass it makes them a dumb ass

    114. You can decide to be with someone just because your bored
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    kikimarie593

    [43]Sep 5, 2008
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    115. Jackie cheated on Michael with the cheese guy.

    116. Michael dated Jackie and Laurie at the same time.

    117. Eric hides his money in the Candy Land box.

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    bliarxoxo

    [44]Sep 5, 2008
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    118. micheal still has some of his legos left
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    flyers8228836

    [45]Sep 12, 2008
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    119. Kelso didn't know pages were numbered in books LOL
    120. Hyde wasn't always a bad kid
    121. Fez likes looking at boobs on TV, and brags about it
    122. One of Eric's nicknames is Foreplay.
    123. Bob likes banjos
    124. Red's mother liked the woman he was with before Kitty
    125. Lorie has a tail
    126. Pastor Dave quit his job because of Red! And he likes football
    127. Hyde's mom at her work is referred to as "Gross Edna"
    128. Hyde realizes that Steve McQueen is a total bad ass.
    129. Eric loves star wars
    130. Timmy's lines start with "Hey look"
    131. Red pictures himself turning the basement into a Sports Bar & Grill, where Packers players can stop by for a beer.
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    serina-70

    [46]Sep 13, 2008
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    132.Funny thing about love ha-ha, is sometimes we express it in a physical way.
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    bliarxoxo

    [47]Sep 13, 2008
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    erick loves cake
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    e30mily

    [48]Sep 14, 2008
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    134.fez No party, no pooper.

    135.eric Luke Skywalker is NOT a fruit! Clearly him and Leia....

    136.Little House of the Praire reminds Hyde of a simpler time

    137.donna California people are freaks.

    138.Foreigners can cause a heart attack.

    139.Leo sake is a non-alcoholic drink.

    140.eric Stick and stones may break my bones but kelso nailed your sister"

    that was funny i love this show

    Edited on 09/14/2008 2:48pm
    Edited 2 total times.
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    InTheMafia

    [49]Sep 15, 2008
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    141.) The bed of an El Camino can hold 32 chicks, and that's including Big Rhonda
    142.) The weather channel is HILARIOUS when you're high.
    143.) Always announce when you see a keg in the middle of the road.
    144.) Bras are not just for ladies.
    145.) Angels miss smoking pot on Earth.
    146.) Learn the Canadian national anthem. It can get you out of trouble if you're transporting illegal aliens over the border.
    147.) It's ironic that Honor is not the Maid of Honor.
    148.) Getting into a slapping match really hurts when you're sunburned.
    149.) Pong is too easy.
    150.) Led Zeppelin wishesthey could be the Captain & Tennille.
    151.) Fish love the feel of the human hand.
    152.) The DMV doesn't discriminate: everyone is crap.
    153.) We'll all have hovercrafts by 1996.
    154.) Pot plants can look like a hand giving the finger.
    155.) Star Wars is the greatest movie of all time.

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    kikimarie593

    [50]Sep 15, 2008
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    156. Dining and dashing is a bad idea

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    serina-70

    [51]Sep 16, 2008
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    157.LAURIE WAS BORN WITH A TAIL!

    158.Hyde has a sister who got nailed by kelso.

    159.kitty listens to Judas Priest.

    160.tophers a good singer.
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    bliarxoxo

    [52]Sep 30, 2008
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    161.jakie loves hydes persents as long as she doesnt have to wear them
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    lalalalove

    [53]Oct 15, 2008
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    162.) Anyone can make out with Pam Macey for a quarter.

    163.) Fez had a quarter.

    164.) Fez thinks Eric should "crack a book" because hes a "lazy son of a b!+ch."

    165.) Kitty laughs when she is nervous. "hahaha"

    166.) Eric also hides money in a Scooby-Doo container.

    167.) Fez will eventually want cocoa on the go.

    168.) Young Hyde is destined to be the smartest person...in his cell block.

    169.) Red always has two more "foot in ass"'s in him at the very end of a New Year.

    170.) There is no limit on the "foot in ass" line.

    171.) If your girlfriend is willing to not go to college far away for you, go to Africa for your education.

    172.) Eric made Red bald.

    173.) Red made Eric skinny.

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    Jman2477

    [54]Oct 17, 2008
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    174. Red is tired of hearing about a little fruit named Luke Skywaker

    175. Eric's nickname at summer camp was Dr. Pee-pee

    176. Kelso's was Big Chief Brown Bottom

    177. Bob Pinciotti didn't always have an afro

    178. Kelso is the King

    179. Jessica Simpson's character Anette was a virgin

    180. If Jackie is going to live with FEZ she either needs to Pay Up or Put Out

    181. Kelso finally got Hyde in the eye

    182. If you have 2 tickets to Zeppelin and your boyfriend cant go and your three other friends fight over them give the tickets to your Foreign friend and his crush

    183. Jackie is in fact immature like those idiots

    184. Never give Kelso the keys to the Vista Cruser for him to "get his walet"

    185. FEZ was voted most likely to play Ponch in the musical version of CHP's

    186. Eric has never had a school picture zit-free

    187. If their relationship wasnt at least a bit creepy and unnatural Hyde wouldnt be with Jackie

    188. Jackie and Anette are the same person

    189. Bob never took the job at Pricemart

    190. If your girlfriend lies about going to a doll convention you should never go up to her parents cabin, Red WILL find you and he WILL stick his foot up your ass

    191. Kelso knew Jackie better than Eric knew Donna

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    mr_snakeabee

    [55]Oct 17, 2008
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    192. The girl name for Hyde is Heidi
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    lalalalove

    [56]Oct 27, 2008
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    193. the girl name for eric is erica.
    194. the girl name for micheal is michelle.
    195. packers are like the jedi.
    196. Eric was wore a Chicago Bears jersey to a football game. it should have been called a "Go Darth Vader!" jersey.
    197. its funny when friends get hurt.
    198. Without rules, we all might as well be up in a tree flinging our crap at each other.
    199. Red's mother's pet name for Kitty is whoreee.
    200. Octa-burns are possible!
    201. Without kissing Donna, Kelso would work for Eric selling water bed.
    202. A burn about a burn is obviously a second degree burn.
    203. Laurie will do anything for ten dollars.
    204. The only thing smart about Eric is his mouth.
    205. Kitty is Mrs. Grinch.
    206. Eric is not a Jedi knight. He is a Jedi Dumbass.
    207. Jackie lost her soul at cheerleading camp.
    208. Kelso is Brando if Brando had a buddy named Potsie.
    209. Opportunity does knock, then knocks again, then leaves a note saying "sorry I missed you".
    210. Where Zen ends, ass-kicking begins.
    211. When your head hurts, that's your brain trying to comprehend its own stupidity.
    212. The foundation of a good relationship is three little words: I don't know.
    213. Fez thinks he is Kitty's brown sugar.
    214. Stop in the name of ...love. (it was supposed to be law haha)
    215. You have the right to remain BURNED!
    216. If you're on dope, to get clean there are many solutions: counseling, hospitalization...Red's foot kicking your ass.
    217. Einstein was ugly.
    218. When Red's time comes, he wants to be buried face down. So that anyone who doesn't like him, can kiss his ass.
    219. When listing three things you have that women want, hot counts twice.
    220. Red likes the sound of a beer church.
    221. Betsy is a fat girls name.
    222. If a frog had wings, he wouldn't bump his ass when he hops.
    223. You don't french the bride.
    224. If Laurie bites you, you should get checked for slut rabies.
    225. Kitty loves her family. But sometimes she wants to get in her car and run them over.
    226. They should just kill Gilligan.
    227. Paprika is red. (not green)
    228. Hyde is Archie and Kelso is Jughead.
    229. Women dont talk about sugar and spice and everything nice. Thats what we're made of dumbass.
    230. Kelso super-glued his hand to his face.
    231. Fez's ancestors were not Mayan.
    232. Midge jumped out of a cake once.
    233. Fez has a tattoo of the Blessed Virgin of Yorba Linda.
    234. At some parties, you collect the leftovers of all the unfinished drinks, and combine them to form on giant, uber-drink. For example, a Tom Wallbanger Bloody Sunrise on the Beach.
    235. Disco is from Hell. And, not the cool part of hell where all the murderers are either, but the lame-ass part where accountants are from. i dont know if i repeated any. i prob did.
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    lalalalove

    [57]Oct 27, 2008
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    bliarxoxo wrote:
    111.kitty teached hyde how to dance

    you mean taught? lol.

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    babe02

    [58]Nov 28, 2008
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    236. When Fez says Good Day, HE MEANS GOOD DAY.

    god, i love this show.
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    lalalalove

    [59]Dec 3, 2008
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    237.) Do you know what your problem is? Kelso's too good looking.

    238.) you know life is like a train; its bearing down on you and
    guess what! its gonna hit you! so you can either start running
    when its far off in the distance, or you can pull up a chair, crack
    open a beer, and just watch it come.

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    Tweekfan323

    [60]Dec 16, 2008
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    239.) There is nothing more enjoyable than sitting in a circle in your basement with 3 friends and just getting blazed as hell.
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