FOX (ended 2006)
134.fez No party, no pooper.
135.eric Luke Skywalker is NOT a fruit! Clearly him and Leia....
136.Little House of the Praire reminds Hyde of a simpler time
137.donna California people are freaks.
138.Foreigners can cause a heart attack.
139.Leo sake is a non-alcoholic drink.
140.eric Stick and stones may break my bones but kelso nailed your sister"
that was funny i love this show
141.) The bed of an El Camino can hold 32 chicks, and that's including Big Rhonda
142.) The weather channel is HILARIOUS when you're high.
143.) Always announce when you see a keg in the middle of the road.
144.) Bras are not just for ladies.
145.) Angels miss smoking pot on Earth.
146.) Learn the Canadian national anthem. It can get you out of trouble if you're transporting illegal aliens over the border.
147.) It's ironic that Honor is not the Maid of Honor.
148.) Getting into a slapping match really hurts when you're sunburned.
149.) Pong is too easy.
150.) Led Zeppelin wishesthey could be the Captain & Tennille.
151.) Fish love the feel of the human hand.
152.) The DMV doesn't discriminate: everyone is crap.
153.) We'll all have hovercrafts by 1996.
154.) Pot plants can look like a hand giving the finger.
155.) Star Wars is the greatest movie of all time.
162.) Anyone can make out with Pam Macey for a quarter.
163.) Fez had a quarter.
164.) Fez thinks Eric should "crack a book" because hes a "lazy son of a b!+ch."
165.) Kitty laughs when she is nervous. "hahaha"
166.) Eric also hides money in a Scooby-Doo container.
167.) Fez will eventually want cocoa on the go.
168.) Young Hyde is destined to be the smartest person...in his cell block.
169.) Red always has two more "foot in ass"'s in him at the very end of a New Year.
170.) There is no limit on the "foot in ass" line.
171.) If your girlfriend is willing to not go to college far away for you, go to Africa for your education.
172.) Eric made Red bald.
173.) Red made Eric skinny.
174. Red is tired of hearing about a little fruit named Luke Skywaker
175. Eric's nickname at summer camp was Dr. Pee-pee
176. Kelso's was Big Chief Brown Bottom
177. Bob Pinciotti didn't always have an afro
178. Kelso is the King
179. Jessica Simpson's character Anette was a virgin
180. If Jackie is going to live with FEZ she either needs to Pay Up or Put Out
181. Kelso finally got Hyde in the eye
182. If you have 2 tickets to Zeppelin and your boyfriend cant go and your three other friends fight over them give the tickets to your Foreign friend and his crush
183. Jackie is in fact immature like those idiots
184. Never give Kelso the keys to the Vista Cruser for him to "get his walet"
185. FEZ was voted most likely to play Ponch in the musical version of CHP's
186. Eric has never had a school picture zit-free
187. If their relationship wasnt at least a bit creepy and unnatural Hyde wouldnt be with Jackie
188. Jackie and Anette are the same person
189. Bob never took the job at Pricemart
190. If your girlfriend lies about going to a doll convention you should never go up to her parents cabin, Red WILL find you and he WILL stick his foot up your ass
191. Kelso knew Jackie better than Eric knew Donna
237.) Do you know what your problem is? Kelso's too good looking.
238.) you know life is like a train; its bearing down on you and
guess what! its gonna hit you! so you can either start running
when its far off in the distance, or you can pull up a chair, crack
open a beer, and just watch it come.