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Best "Foot Up Your Ass" Joke

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    superman8119

    [21]Jul 11, 2006
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    JCav06 wrote:
    My foot is about to drill a hole in your ass.
    Yeah That Has To Be The One
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    jackihydrulda70

    [22]Jul 11, 2006
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    "I HAVE A PRANK TO! ONE WHERE MY FOOT DOESN'T GO IN YOUR ASS! LET'S HOPE IT DOESN'T GO TERRIBLY TERRIBLY WRONG!"
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    inuyashafreak34

    [23]Jul 14, 2006
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    whats the one Kitty used on Red then said "Yeah I can do it too!" it was the one where Hyde gave Red's present for Kitty to Sam or someone and kitty found out about his stash of presents incase he forgot.
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    superman8119

    [24]Jul 14, 2006
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    There are a lot of good ones.
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    hujp1j

    [25]Sep 16, 2008
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    Kelso: it's just a classic case of hand stuck in vase

    Red: watch out or you're gonna get a classic case of foot stuck in ass
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    terminoob

    [26]Sep 22, 2008
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    Redto eric) Whats the square root of x?!
    Eric:I cant answer that
    Red:Aha! I knew it, your not so smart after all!
    Eric:No, I mean x is a variable and until you define what it is then the answer is a variable, or x, if you prefer
    Red:Fine, you can go and tutor Kelso, but if you dont, then x is gonna equal my foot in your ass!

    My favorite one
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    chriseternal

    [27]Oct 1, 2008
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    This one rocks!

    Bob: Thanks, Red. If I had mistletoe, I'd kiss you.

    Red: And if I had mistlefoot, it'd be in your ass.

    Season 4, An Eric Forman Christmas

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    taijiya126

    [28]Oct 6, 2008
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    another good one:

    Eric: Hey. L'eggo my Eggo.

    Red: Hey. L'eggo my foot in your ass.

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    FSNews

    [29]Jan 28, 2009
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    Eric: "It occurs to me that posession in 9/10's of the law"

    Red: "And if you don't stop being a smartass, my foot is going to be 9/10's of the way up your a$$" (or something like that)
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    Tweekfan323

    [30]Jan 28, 2009
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    Bob: I guess the truth hurts.
    Red: So does a swift kick in the ass.
    Bob: Ya know Red, a foot in the ass isn't the solution to every problem.
    Red: I gotta disagree Bob!
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    Autopilot_Off

    [31]Jan 30, 2009
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    dude71414 wrote:
    Eric: Possesion is 9 tenths of the law

    Red: How would you like my foot to be 9 tenths the way up your ass


    That one is my favorite, but in reality they are all awesome.
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    13_Candles

    [32]Feb 21, 2009
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    j3ssiicaa wrote:
    "Im gonna put my foot so far up you're ass you're nose will bleed" I love that one! I always use it on my brother
    Oh my god, I got the series set tonight and watched the episode with that line with it! That was hilarious!

    "Sleep tight, and don't let the bed bugs shove their feet up your a$$es!" was the favorite one I've heard, I think. But I didn't watch it in an episode, I saw it on the Final Goodbye Thing I watched on Youtube.
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    RedSoxChic193

    [33]Sep 13, 2009
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    Bob: Looks like I own a piece of your garage.

    Red: How'd you like to own a piece of my foot in your ass?

    Red: You drilled a hole in my floor... I'm gonna drill a hole in your ass.

    Red: You should read the book my foot wrote.... it's called "On the Road to In Your Ass."

    Red: I will kick your ass so hard, your nose will bleed!

    Red: I wish I had 2,000 feet so I could stick 500 of them in each of your asses!

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    KingofIPirates

    [34]Sep 30, 2009
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    dwc1212 wrote:
    You should read this book my foot wrote.....it's called "On the Way to In Your Ass!"
    This
    kendog_1 wrote:

    You morons just hung a vacancy sign on your asses and my foot's looking for a room!

    and this.
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    pudgebyrd722

    [35]Oct 10, 2009
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    I liked the one where Red said, "Sleep tight, and don't let the bed bugs shove their feet in your asses!" And I think that was a fantasy about Red and Kitty being perfect parents!
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    strat_boy

    [36]Mar 28, 2010
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    Bob: Name 5 reindeer and ill step down

    Red: I can name 5 toes that are going to be in your ass!
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    TVdude3895

    [37]Aug 24, 2010
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    Eric: Dad, I think we should hang out more.


    Red: Sure, let's play a kicking game. The players can be my foot and your ass.

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