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Funniest Fez Quotes

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    13_Candles

    [1]Feb 21, 2009
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    I think Fez is the funniest character on That '70s Show, especially because of his accent and he's the foreign exchange student just trying to fit in. What are some of your favorite quotes of him during the show? I have hundreds, and probably thousands if I had watched every episode in the series. One just small little quote that didn't have anything to do with the episode was:

    "Screw you, that was funny!"

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    kikimarie593

    [2]Feb 21, 2009
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    Everything Fez says is funny, so here's just a random quote from him:

    Eric: Do you want me to buy you another soda?

    Fez: You can't buy soda, you can only rent it.

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    Stu984

    [3]Feb 21, 2009
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    remember that time i said your room and red shoes should get a romm ha-burn
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    13_Candles

    [4]Feb 21, 2009
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    kikimarie593 wrote:

    Everything Fez says is funny, so here's just a random quote from him:

    Eric: Do you want me to buy you another soda?

    Fez: You can't buy soda, you can only rent it.

    Lol that must be a rule from whatever country he is from.
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    esenjay334

    [5]Mar 29, 2009
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    There are tons, but i thought this one was really funny:

    Kitty: Where'd I put my brown sugar?

    Fez: Oh I'm right here honey buns.

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    TomBosley11

    [6]Apr 1, 2009
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    "How can it be hard to tell if she is a gold digger, ether she digs for gold or she dosn't. Dose she carry a pick ax, are her boots muddy, when she comes home from work does she say though day at the mine."
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    terminoob

    [7]Apr 1, 2009
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    "You either need to shape up or put out"

    "I say good day!"
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    baskok

    [8]Apr 3, 2009
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    I say good day was the best and most mentioned.
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    RedSoxChic193

    [9]Sep 13, 2009
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    ahahaha there are soo many, I love Fez. he's hilarious

    "My green card! I hid it in my right shoe for safekeeping. I even made up a song so I would remember. *sings* My green card in my right shoe, something something right shoe."

    Eric: You know, guys, I just realized something.... my girlfriend has bad taste.

    Fez: Well, she is dating you. Oh, good burn, Fez.

    Fez: And Forman chickens out again! Quack quack quack! *5 minutes later* Wait, do chickens go quack or did I mess that up?

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    The_Silverfoxx

    [10]Sep 13, 2009
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    "We Stole Dead Fish
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    KingofIPirates

    [11]Sep 30, 2009
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    Fez on his English teacher: 'She's always writing sexy comments on my homework. "Nice job." "Good effort." "See me."'
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    keyokey

    [12]Sep 4, 2010
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    Fez saying in panic "Eric, quick do something, your father is taking away my woman"


    From best Christmas Ever season 1

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    TheLostTreasure

    [14]Jan 26, 2011
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    Fez: "Kelso, you don't get it, huh? This party meant the world to Jackie, and you crapped on it." (I loved the emphasis he put on 'crapped')

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    Magnus_Commando

    [15]Mar 24, 2011
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    "Ohh, I am so thrilled about Star Whores!"

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    xoxbachelorxox

    [16]Jul 26, 2011
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    "there was no romantic music like in the movies soo i had to hum"

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