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Funniest "Foot in Ass" Jokes

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    angryguywalking

    [1]Jan 3, 2008
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    Hey, im surprised there isnt a thread about this I looked through 10 pages.

    Anyways post the "foot in ass" jokes that you think are funny.

    Mine is:

    Kelso: Hey Mrs. Forman I'm back! I forgot that you're a hot mom!

    Red: You know what's hot? My foot in your ass!

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    spears5

    [2]Jan 4, 2008
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    Mine is in season six. I'm not sure what the episode is, but it's:

    Eric: Under there? Bu-but it's all spidery.

    Red:There's gonna be a spider the size of my foot up your ass if you don't get under there right now.

    I think it's also because of what happens afterwards that contributes to it's humour.

    Edited on 01/05/2008 8:17pm
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    Stig14

    [3]Jan 4, 2008
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    I liked the one where Eric was reading "On The Road" by Jack Kerouak, and Red told him, "You're on the road to having my foot in your ass." (season 7, I think)

    It's just the literary-ness of it all.
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    j3ssiicaa

    [4]Jan 4, 2008
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    I forgot who he says it to, or where it's from. But it makes me laugh just thinking about it. I think he said it to Hyde?

    "I'm gonna stick my foot so far up your ass, you're nose will bleed!"
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    exterminator25

    [5]Jan 4, 2008
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    Definatly in season 7 when eric vandalises the muffler shop that Red buys and Red goes "You know, i outta vandalise your ass with my foot"
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    TeemerDJ

    [6]Jan 4, 2008
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    The one in Season 7 where Red finds out the guys are potheads:

    "You dumbasses have hung vacancy signs on your asses, and my foots looking for a room!"
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    motleylil

    [7]Jan 11, 2008
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    Kelso: "Hey, Red, can I light this off in your house?"

    Red: "Sure, then I'll light my foot off in your ass."

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    Stagg14

    [8]Jan 17, 2008
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    I'd have to say, "I wish I had 2,000 feet, so I could put 500 of them in each of your asses."

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    WeAllLoveAYAOTD

    [9]Feb 15, 2008
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    I Like the one in Misty Mountain Hop Season 5 When kelso gets in hand stuck in the vase Red comes in

    Kelso: Classic case of hand stuck in vase

    Red: Classic case of foot stuck in ass

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    chriseternal

    [10]Feb 18, 2008
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    Here's a good one from Season 3:

    Bob Pinciotti: I'm looking at a deed to the property and the map shows that I own a couple feet of your driveway and a little bit of your garage.
    Red: How'd you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass?

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    mindsedate

    [11]Feb 20, 2008
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    This isn't an exact quote but when Donnathinks she's pregnant and they're in the lounge and Red's sitting on his chair and I think it goes like this

    Donna: Mr Forman are you ok? You're really quiet
    Eric: Oh no Donna he's not quiet, he's just trying to figure out how he can get both feet in both our asses without leaving his seat.

    Something like that. It was so funny!

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    rongie

    [13]Feb 23, 2008
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    Randy: We'll just borrow the Vista Cruiser from Red.

    Hyde: You might as well ask if your ass could borrow his foot.

    Or something like that.

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    rongie

    [14]Feb 23, 2008
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    (about Red's stash of gifts for Kitty)

    Kitty: You bought your love for me in bulk??

    Red: No...think of it as a "vast inventory of love".

    Kitty: Well you can have a vast inventory of my FOOT in your ASS!

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    ep301

    [15]Feb 24, 2008
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    This one sticks out in my mind.

    "And don't let the bed bugs put their foot in your ass!"

    lol i thought that was so funny.

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    Buffylover365

    [16]Feb 25, 2008
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    chriseternal wrote:
    Here's a good one from Season 3:

    Bob Pinciotti: I'm looking at a deed to the property and the map shows that I own a couple feet of your driveway and a little bit of your garage.
    Red: How'd you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass?

    That is definitely a favorite of mine as well!!!

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    Ty15

    [17]Mar 24, 2008
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    I dont know exactly what was said before, but I liked the one were he said, "I'm going to kick your ass so hard, your nose will bleed." ahah soo funny.
    Edited on 03/24/2008 2:02am
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    chandlerchick

    [18]Mar 24, 2008
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    lol all of those made me laugh, i wish i had one to add, i love the one "your dumbasses hung vacancy signs and my foot's looking for a room" thats just too funny lol i miss this show so much, they need to make a reunion movie like sex and the city is doing, i'd pay money to hear Red say "...foot in your ass" again lol
    Edited on 03/24/2008 7:48am
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    jackfloyd1973

    [19]Jul 31, 2008
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    1. i wish i had 2000 feet, so i can stick 500 of 'em in each of your asses 2. you're about to read a book that my foot wrote, it's called "on the road to in your ass" 3. you know what else is hot?, my foot when it's in your ass 4. hows about your keen eye watch my sure foot kick your smart ass 5. & may i suggest the footing of your ass 6. x is going to equal me kicking your ass 7.
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    DarkShadow_23

    [20]Aug 19, 2008
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    They were all classics!
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