Randy: Seriously, Donna is a cool girl. I think we should get her something cool.
Fez: Why? Because you wanna have sex with her?
Randy: No, I'd do the same thing for you if it were your birthday.
Fez: So, you wanna have sex with me?
Randy: Yeah Fez, I wanna have sex with you.
Fez: I'd rather have a sweater. And it's August 4th.