That '70s Show

Season 2 Episode 23

Holy Crap!

Aired Sunday 8:00 PM May 01, 2000 on FOX



  • Trivia

    • The music used in this episode was:
      Radar Love (1973) by Golden Earring;
      Jesus Is Just Alright (1969) by The Byrds (sung by Kitty and Pastor Dave);
      Day By Day (1972) (from Godspell), (sung by Pastor Dave and Leo).

  • Quotes

    • Leo: I sat next to God on a bus once. He told me the meaning of life and then he gave me a pretzel.

    • Fez: I don't want to get into a religious argument, but my god can kick your god's ass!

    • Fez: So Eric, I see you're not in church today.
      Eric: Uh, no. Now that I'm not a virgin anymore there's really nothing left to pray for.

    • Pastor Dave: Laurie, what about you? What do you have?
      Laurie: (lays three cards down on the table slowly)
      Pastor Dave: Six... six... six... Ok, well, thank you all for a lovely evening! See you at Church!

    • Laurie: What about Hyde? I mean, he doesn't have to go.
      Hyde: While I respect the Judeo-Christian ethic, as well as the eastern philosophies and, of course, the teachings of Mohammed, I find that organized religion has corrupted those beliefs to justify countless atrocities throughout history. Were I to attend church, I'd be a hypocrite.

  • Notes

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