The music used in this episode was:
Fooling Yourself (The Angry Young Man) (1977) by Styx;
I'm Eighteen (1971) by Alice Cooper;
You Needed Me (1978) by Anne Murray.
Jackie: Hyde we need you to settle an argument. I'm sure you know by now that we're throwing you a party.
Hyde: What party?
Fez: Okay. I'm sure you know by now, that we're throwing you a party.
Kitty: Now, I made this for you. See, it says Steven on the front because I heard that having your name on your clothes is cool. Plus, if anybody finds it, they can return it to you.
Hyde: So, I won't be able to lose it.... Great!
Red: Steven, you're eighteen now. It's time to start being a man. And the first rule to being a man is, you're gonna spend your life doing crap you don't want to do.
Red: What happened to those cupcakes? Bob, there were dozen cupcakes there.
Bob: I'm sorry, Red. They're like vitamins to me.
Kelso: The base of the sign's all cracked, so all we have to do is shaft this fire cracker in there and blamo... the sign comes down.
Eric: Well, it could actually work, if the base were made of pudding!
Kelso: If the base were made of pudding, Eric, we could just pull the sign right out.
Hyde: Why're you baking so many cupcakes?
Kitty: I had four dozen eggs; they were going to go bad.
Eric: Ok, now what would Hyde want? Something stolen.
Donna: Stolen's good. But you know what's better? Stolen and dirty. So, what's a good gift for Hyde that's stolen and dirty?
Kelso: Someone else's pig! No. no, wait.... I got it. I got it. A street sign. We'll steal it, so it would be stolen and it's dirty, so it would be dirty.
Kitty: Now I need two helpers with keen, feminine sensibility to help decorate. Jackie... and Fez.
Fez: Yay! (clapping his hands)
Donna: What the hell? I'm feminine. I should kick her ass for that.
Red: Hey screw-head, why is the DMV sending you a letter?
Hyde (thinking Red is talking about Eric): Hehe... screw-head. (he hits Eric's butt) Hey screw-head.
Eric: No, no, no... you're screw-head. I'm just called boy.
Kelso: See, I need it.... to borrow your saw because... I need to chop down a tree. Because... there's something stuck in it. An animal. A rabbit. There's a rabbit stuck in a tree. And I want to return that rabbit to the wild so it can lay its eggs.
Fez: One question, Jackie... is this a party for Hyde, or a bunch of whores in a whore house?
Red: You lied.
Kitty: No, no... I said "Would I lie?" It was very tricky. I was like Houdini, but with words.
Hyde: If there's a war, I can get drafted.
Leo: If there's a war, I'll see you in Canada!
Eric: Oh my God, it's about the cow. Did I say cow? Because what I meant was cow... nt... down. Count-down to better driving.
Hyde: I think what Eric's trying to say is... he hit a cow.
Eric: Well, I.. I had the right of way!
There were no opening credits. The cast members names were shown at the bottom of the screen during the teaser.
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