That '70s Show

Season 3 Episode 9

Hyde's Christmas Rager

Aired Sunday 8:00 PM Dec 19, 2000 on FOX



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • Donna: Being alone isn't that bad. It's a great opportunity to get to know yourself and be comfortable with who you are.
      Jackie: Oh, Donna, I already love myself I just want to french someone.

    • Eric: Kelso, I'm gonna nix the funnel on account I think it repels women.
      Kelso: Hey, any woman who doesn't appreciate a nice funnel isn't much of a woman.

    • Bud: What's with the keg?
      Hyde: Throwing a little party. You know, 'tis the season to get sloppy.

    • Jackie: This will be the first year I celebrate Christmas without a boyfriend.
      Donna: And Jesus wept.

    • Red: Kitty, why are you smoking?
      Kitty: It's my Yuletide cigarette!

    • Eric: You know, Hyde, when I first met your dad, I thought he was a real dirtbag. But then I realized there's a fine line between dirtbag... and FATHER OF THE YEAR!

    • Eric: (imitating Red) I'm Red. I don't like parties because I'm a big, bald party pooper.

    • (after crashing Hyde's party)
      Bud: Now clean up all this crap, take the trash out and eat a banana, dumbass!

    • Kitty: I think we should get in the car, pick up Steven and move him back in with us and feed him and clothe him and love him.
      Red: No. I'm not loving anybody that I'm not legally required to.

    • Eric (after drinking): My head hurts.
      Red: That's your brain trying to comprehend its own stupidity.

    • Eric: Kelso, it's fine. I'm not that drunk... I just can't walk, or see... Man, that was a great party.

  • Notes

    • Robert Hays (Bud Hyde) was credited as "Special Appearance by".

    • The names of the firemen that Jackie hits on in the bar (Rob and Dean) are most likely named after "That 70s Show" writers Rob des Hotel and Dean Batali.

  • Allusions

    • Kitty: I mean, what kind of parent leaves a bunch of teenagers alone with a keg?
      Eric: A fun one?
      Red: Hey, Jim Beam, can it.

      Red calls the drunken Eric "Jim Beam." This is the name of a popular brand name bourbon whiskey.