That '70s Show

Season 2 Episode 22

Jackie Moves On

Aired Sunday 8:00 PM Apr 03, 2000 on FOX
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Jackie Moves On
Fez asks Jackie out on a date; they go to an expensive restaurant but all she does is stuff her face and talk about Kelso. Red is angry at Kitty because she hocked a necklace that Red's mother had given her. Eric and Laurie try to out-insult each other and Eric wins when he tells Fez and Hyde that Laurie was born with a tail.moreless

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    All plots were rather good here on tonight's episode of That 70s Show. Fez's ninja fantasy just seemed way too over the top though, and it was as if the fantasy was an excuse so the audience can see him shirtless, just ask the audience frantically cheering the background. I think that was the only minor setback, we've got a lot of classic scenes here though. The fantasy in homage to Willy Wonka in which Jackie becomes fat, and then we've got the classic burns of That 70s Show which is always entertaining and hilarious.

    Laurie vs. Eric is always one of the best things of the earlier seasons and this episode was a great example of that. Laurie being born with a tail was absolutely hilarious. Red & Kitty's plot was a bit more on the emotional side of things, which was good too. Overall a good episode of That 70s Show, with some classic lines, that will be remembered.moreless
  • Jackie's on the rebound from the break-up with Kelso, and Fez tries to take advantage while her self esteem is low by taking her out to dinner, but is upset when she focuses more on the food than Fez.moreless

    Kelso's sort of gotten over the crying stage in his break up with Jackie, but he still doesn't want Fez getting close, or actually, he doesn't like that anybody is sticking up for Jackie. But Fez asks Jackie out anyway while her self esteem is low and takes her out on a fancy dinner. Turns out that with complete luck [of Jackie saying yes to a date for Fez,] there's a price. Jackie couldn't get her focus off the food. She stuffed her mouth with food all night long, and Fez says it best: "I was disgusted." Eventually Donna gets Jackie thinking when she tells her she's going to get the F-word: fat! It would of been interesting, though, if this whole eating problem would of been a factor for more than one episode for Jackie, if you ask me. But oh well. It ends up in Jackie brightening up and returning to her "super cute self" and apologizing to Fez for the other night on their date, then attempts to kiss Fez on the cheek when Fez steals one from her lips. Nice move, Fez! Meanwhile, in the subplot, Red and Kitty are also going to a fancy restaurant, and Red wants Kitty to wear his dead mother's necklace he gave her, but she stresses all night about it, and Red complains that the necklace she wears under her clothes doesn't look like his mother's necklace He complains so much that Kitty confesses that she pawned the necklace. Red is upset at first, but realizes he was wrong, because he's pawned a whole lot of other things just so he can have money to support his family.moreless
  • Fez and Jackie's first date.

    Fez works up the courage (since Jackie is now available and broken up with Kelso) to ask Jackie out on a date. She accepts, but while the two (Jackie and Fez) are out on the date, all that Jackie can do is talk about Kelso, ask about Kelso, worry about Kelso, Jackie can only think about Michael Kelso. It is obvious to Fez that she is not over Kelso after breaking up with him. Eric and Laurie spread embarassing secrets about each other, and it is revealed that Laurie Forman was born with a tail and it was cut off, she told Kelso that it was a birth mark.

  • Funny.

    This was a funny episodes, all episodes of this show are funny. I can't beleive it, Laurie's been born with a TAIL! Wtf? Really, that's disturbing! ok i want a tail tails kick frass yeeeeaaahhh babbyyyy ow we tailsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss.

    Overall, this episode was special, like alot of episodes on the series. Laurie was born with a tail!Laurie was born with a tail!Laurie was born with a tail!Laurie was born with a tail! Laurie was born with a tail!Laurie was born with a tail!Laurie was born with a tail!Laurie was born with a tail!Laurie was born with a tail!HAHAHAHAHA so funny love'n it! Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.moreless
  • Dr Pee Pee!

    Eric and Laurie's plot was hilarious with brilliant insults in the wa between the two revealing that Eric was, in fact, Dr Pee Pee (long story) and, the ultimate revelation "Nice hair", I mean, Laurie was born with a TAIL!

    This is great, especially Kelso's reaction where he realises he literally slept with the devil.

    Jackie replacing Kelso with food was also a brilliant plot, Fez totally isgusted by Jackie's behaviour after spending money on the "very expensive dinner".

    Kitty pawning Red's dead mother's necklace was pretty amusing aswell with great lines such as Red's speech about supporting the family.

    Overall, Jackie's and Eric and Laurie's storylines were laugh out loud plots and Red and Kitty's was very humerous too.moreless

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  • QUOTES (5)

    • Jackie: After I finished putting all my pictures of Michael in my special Michael Box, I realized I'm so totally over him! (she starts eating a bag of beef jerky)
      Donna: You liar! Look at yourself! And if you keep stuffing your face like this, you're gonna get...
      Jackie: Don't even dare say it, you bitch!
      Donna (shouting): Fat!

    • (about Fez's date with Jackie)
      Kelso: So what happened? Did you kiss her? Cause I'll kill you if you kissed her!
      Fez: Ah, no I didn't wanna kiss her. I wanted to give her a napkin! There was not a moment when she did not have a face full of food! I was disgusted!

    • Eric: Oh, you know what else might be good for your self-esteem? Not being the village whore.
      Laurie: Are you trying to start something with me, little boy? Because while you have to go to work, all I have to do is sit around and think of ways to hurt you.
      Eric: Oh, I don't know. As village whore, I think your day's all full-up!

    • Donna: I was over at Jackie's this morning. She's so down. It's really depressing.
      Kelso: She's taking the break-up pretty hard, huh? Cool!
      Hyde: Shut up, man. You cried like a baby!
      Kelso: I did not cry! I had something in my eye.
      Hyde: For a week?

    • (Kelso and Hyde are leaning against the car talking about Laurie while Fez and Eric play basketball)
      Kelso: So your saying I slept with the devil? She told me it was a birthmark.
      (Hyde looks at Kelso as if to say 'how dumb can you get')
      Hyde: It is a birthmark. From where they cut of her tail at birth!

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    • The fantasy sequence in this episode is a reference to Charlie and the Chocolate Factory by Roald Dahl, which was made into a movie, Willy Wonka & The Chocloate Factory, in 1971.

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