That '70s Show

Season 8 Episode 20

Leaving Home Ain't Easy

Aired Sunday 8:00 PM May 11, 2006 on FOX



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • Donna: My dad just told me he's moving to Florida.
      Hyde: My mom was up there for 3 years. It should have been 5, but she got off for good behavior.

    • (after Fez insults Jackie, making her upset)
      Hyde: Wow, man, that was harsh.
      Fez: Yeah. It must of been my Jamaican Fire.
      Hyde: So, you're from Jamaica?
      Fez: No, my Jamaican Fire. It's my new cologne.

    • Jackie: Fez, you really hurt me. And I always thought that you were the one person who would never talk to me like that. You're not the guy I thought you were, and I don't think I could ever be with with you.
      Fez: But Jackie...
      Jackie: Goodbye, Fez.
      (Fez sits down on the couch as Red comes down the stairs)
      Fez: Oh, Mr. Forman, thank God you're here. I just had my heart broken and I really need someone to talk to.

    • Fez: (reading his car): Fez has a tiny -- I do not! It's perfectly normal based on all the other ones I've seen. (Hyde ~looks~ at Fez) I only look for comparison. Well, if Jackie wants war, I'll give her a war.
      Hyde: Whatever you say, Tiny.
      Fez: Hey, if it's so small, why would I name it Big John?

    • Kitty: Red, you need to go over there and apologize to Bob. He came here all excited about his idea and you made him feel bad about himself.
      Red: (chuckles) Yeah, he never saw it coming.

    • Hyde: That didn't seem so bad, Fez. I wouldn't worry about it.
      Fez: You wouldn't?
      Hyde: No, but that's because I'm safe. You should be freakin' terrified.

    • Bob: C'mon, who doesn't want to move to Florida?
      Donna: Me!
      Bob: Oh. Well, geez, you should have said that before I put the house on the market.
      Donna: You put the house on the market?
      Bob: Relax, honey, I can always take it off.
      Donna: You can?
      Bob: No, it sold this morning.

    • Hyde (to Fez): Man, you're dense. She tore your shirt for easy access. When Jackie's angry she goes right for the nipple.

    • Bob: So, you think I'm stupid because I want to open a bait shop?
      Red: No, of course not! I think you want to open a bait shop because you're stupid.
      Bob: Well, I didn't come here to be ridiculed. (he leaves)
      Red (yelling after Bob): Then you shouldn't have worn that shirt!

    • Bob: Hey, hey! I just got back from Florida. Wanna see my tan lines?
      Kitty: Oh, for gosh sakes, Bob!
      Bob: Joke's on you! I don't got no tan lines!

  • Notes

    • The expletives Bob used towards Red in this episode were real. However, due to this being network television, FOX had to bleep them out.

    • In Canada, this episode first aired on Wednesday, May 10, 2006 at 9:00 p.m., one day earlier than in the US.

  • Allusions

    • Fez: Enough! I gotta get back at her. Oh I know, I'll break her TV. Ahhh, but then I'll just miss Gilligan.

      Fez is referring to the mid-60s half-hour sitcom, Gilligan's Island, which was shown in syndication throughout the 70s and beyond.