Donna: My dad just told me he's moving to Florida.
Hyde: My mom was up there for 3 years. It should have been 5, but she got off for good behavior.
(after Fez insults Jackie, making her upset)
Hyde: Wow, man, that was harsh.
Fez: Yeah. It must of been my Jamaican Fire.
Hyde: So, you're from Jamaica?
Fez: No, my Jamaican Fire. It's my new cologne.
Jackie: Fez, you really hurt me. And I always thought that you were the one person who would never talk to me like that. You're not the guy I thought you were, and I don't think I could ever be with with you.
Fez: But Jackie...
Jackie: Goodbye, Fez.
(Fez sits down on the couch as Red comes down the stairs)
Fez: Oh, Mr. Forman, thank God you're here. I just had my heart broken and I really need someone to talk to.
Fez: (reading his car): Fez has a tiny -- I do not! It's perfectly normal based on all the other ones I've seen. (Hyde ~looks~ at Fez) I only look for comparison. Well, if Jackie wants war, I'll give her a war.
Hyde: Whatever you say, Tiny.
Fez: Hey, if it's so small, why would I name it Big John?
Kitty: Red, you need to go over there and apologize to Bob. He came here all excited about his idea and you made him feel bad about himself.
Red: (chuckles) Yeah, he never saw it coming.
Hyde: That didn't seem so bad, Fez. I wouldn't worry about it.
Fez: You wouldn't?
Hyde: No, but that's because I'm safe. You should be freakin' terrified.
Bob: C'mon, who doesn't want to move to Florida?
Bob: Oh. Well, geez, you should have said that before I put the house on the market.
Donna: You put the house on the market?
Bob: Relax, honey, I can always take it off.
Donna: You can?
Bob: No, it sold this morning.
Hyde (to Fez): Man, you're dense. She tore your shirt for easy access. When Jackie's angry she goes right for the nipple.
Bob: So, you think I'm stupid because I want to open a bait shop?
Red: No, of course not! I think you want to open a bait shop because you're stupid.
Bob: Well, I didn't come here to be ridiculed. (he leaves)
Red (yelling after Bob): Then you shouldn't have worn that shirt!
Bob: Hey, hey! I just got back from Florida. Wanna see my tan lines?
Kitty: Oh, for gosh sakes, Bob!
Bob: Joke's on you! I don't got no tan lines!
The expletives Bob used towards Red in this episode were real. However, due to this being network television, FOX had to bleep them out.
In Canada, this episode first aired on Wednesday, May 10, 2006 at 9:00 p.m., one day earlier than in the US.
Fez: Enough! I gotta get back at her. Oh I know, I'll break her TV. Ahhh, but then I'll just miss Gilligan.
Fez is referring to the mid-60s half-hour sitcom, Gilligan's Island, which was shown in syndication throughout the 70s and beyond.