Special Guest Star
The music used in this episode was:
Chances are (1957) by Johnny Mathis.
More of a nitpick than a goof, but here Fez asks Hyde to teach him to drive, but Fez has been shown driving the Vista Cruiser in the opening credits since the first season.
Fez specifically says that he needs to learn how to drive a stick shift, or standard transmission car, and asks Hyde because the El Camino is standard. The assumption would then be that the Vista Cruiser is an automatic.
Hyde: You owe me eighty bucks.
Fez: I'm broke!
Hyde: Well it's like my mom used to say, 'Shut up and give me some money!'
(Red and Kitty pull up to the Foto Hut window where Fez is nude)
Fez: Mr. Forman, Mrs. Forman, how may I help you?
Red: You can help me by getting some pants on!
Fez: And for the lady?
Kitty: Uh, I'll have what he's having.
(pretending to yell at Leo)
Red: Listen, hophead! I love that woman with a firey passion that consumes my soul! That's right! So, you can either walk out of here on your own, or you can hop out of here with my boot in your ass.
Leo: Ok, I choose the one with nothing in my ass.
Red: Good choice!
Jackie: So, now promise me you won't do it.... Michael!
Kelso: Fine, I plomise.
Jackie: I heard that. You said: "I plomise." There is no L in promise. Michael, promise me with an R.
Donna: So Leo, how's the hospital?
Leo: It's great man! Cable TV, free parking, don't have to get out of bed to take a pee, it's just like a hotel.
Jackie: How do you know it's Mr. Harverson?
Kelso: 'Cause I said: "Aren't you Mr. Harverson?" and he said: "Yeah".
Eric: Hey Hyde, aren't you Mr. Harverson?
(Kitty reads a love poem from Leo)
Kitty: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Milk... Eggs... Coffee.
Fez: Hey, Donna, I just went to the store. Check out my new... empty bag.
Hyde: Empty bag, huh? If it's empty, why are you so excited?
Fez: Oh, well, because of its amazing potential for storage.
Jackie (to Eric): I need a woman's opinion. Eh, you're close enough.
Todd: I will tell you two things. One: with the German population that this town has, we should be moving a lot more sausage. Two: you're a stone-cold fox. I've said too much. I'll be in the cooler.
Christopher Masterson was dating Laura Prepon (Donna) when this episode was made.
Mila Kunis (Jackie who wanted to be a model) portrayed the younger Gia Carangi, in the movie "Gia", who was the first supermodel in the late '70s and the early '80s.
Christopher Masterson, who guest starred as Todd, is the real life brother of Danny Masterson who plays Hyde on the show.
Jackie's dream sequence where she models perfume mimicks the "Charlie" perfume commericals from the 1970's.
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