Fez: I was just shampooing this foxy girl Danielle, and the next thing I know, we're making out in the shampoo closet.
Hyde: Wait a second, you're trying to tell me that you were shampooing a girl and she got so horny, she had to make out with you in the shampoo closet? That doesn't sound real, man. That sounds like a mad lib.
Eric: Yeah, are you sure you weren't just kissing a mop? Cause, man, I've seen you do that.