(from under Donna's bed, Fez meows)
Donna: Fez, the cat's outside.
The Pinciottis have a cat; they have replaced Mr. Bonkers, whom Eric killed in the season 2 episode Kiss of Death.
When Donna and Jackie go to bed, Jackie turns on the music extremely loud and tells Donna it helps her sleep, and Donna seems surprised by this. However, in the episode Your Time Is Gonna Come, Donna and Jackie have a sleepover, so Donna should already know this.
The music used in this episode was:
Mamma Mia (1975) by ABBA;
Danny's Song (1975) by Anne Murray.
Kelso: Yeah, if I'm going to be a cop, I've got to quit modeling. I mean, I can't have the perps looking at pictures of me half-naked.
Kelso began his modeling career in the season 4 episode Leo Loves Kitty, and his first assignment was modeling underwear.
Kelso: How's it going with that hotel chick that was all over you asking for butter?
Roy: I had this idea to surprise her with flowers, but when I did, she started screaming and hitting me. I guess the lesson is, don't hide in someone's shower.
Kelso: I don't know what's wrong with chicks, man. If I came home and some strange girl was in my shower, that would be the greatest day of my life!
Fez: I'm too much of a man to say. But it involved a half-off sale, a crowded parking lot, and a pair of pants that made my ass look like an oil painting.
(after learning that Jackie has paid for the ring)
Kitty: Well, gosh, Jackie, how very sweet and... uncharacteristic of you.
Red: You want to borrow our shower?
Donna: Jackie used up all our hot water bathing her dolls.
Joanne: Normally, I'd rather hose off in the driveway then ask [Red] for a favor, but I'm afraid Bob will want to act out some car wash fantasy.
Bob: You got me there!
Eric: It occurs to me that possession is 9/10ths of the law.
Red: Keep up with the smart mouth, and my foot'll be 9/10ths of the way up your ass.
Red (to Eric): Why do you have money? What did you do - mug a girl scout? (laughs)
Jackie: Look... Donna, I read in your diary that you think I'm kinda hard to live with.
Donna: Jackie read my diary, Mrs. Forman! And she even wrote little comments inside! Yeah, like, "Oh, this could never happen," and "Donna, that guy was whistling at me not you."
Fez: I love being around jewelry. I'm like a kid in a candy store. Except when I'm in a candy store, then I'm like a bull in a china shop. Which is why I can never go into a china shop. Unless they also sell candy.
Roy: Oh, Steven, meet our new kitchen assistant.
Hyde: You hired Kelso? Do you know how many fires he's started?
Kelso: Three electrical, two chemical and one that even surprised me.
Hyde: So, Roy, how was your weekend?
Roy: Pretty good. I think I might have met a woman. And not like the last time, where I just picked a name out of the phone book.
Hyde: You know, Forman, one day you should write a book: "Things My Father Threatened to Put in My Ass." "Chapter One: His Foot." I'd buy that.
Bob: Here you go. One general issue military cot, slightly used from my days in the National Guard.
Red: Well, it's good to know the National Guard was getting a good night's sleep while I was in the Pacific dodging bullets and wiping my ass with coral.
Bob: I wouldn't say it was a good night's sleep. These things aren't that comfortable.
Kitty: Donna, you're so sweet for letting Jackie live here with you while her mom is... you know...
Donna: Whoring around Mexico?
Kitty: Donna, that is not fair. I think she left Mexico.
Jim Gaffigan (Roy) was credited as "Special Guest Appearance".
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