(Kelso saw Hyde kissing a nurse)
Kelso: I want to do the right thing, right? So I'm thinking that I'll just tell Jackie, and then she'll feel really bad, and I'll console her and presto! We'll be making out, topless!
Donna: No, Kelso! The thing to do is tell Hyde that you know, and then give him a chance to tell Jackie.
Kelso: I knew you'd say that! You know, just once, I want the right thing and the topless thing to be the same thing!