Hyde (his thoughts): Stop looking at me! Stop looking at me! Stop looking at me!
Jackie (her thoughts): Please look at me. Hey! Psst. I love you, Steven! I have secret love powers. Look at me!
Donna (her thoughts): Hmm. I have twenty nine teeth. No, that can't be right. One, two, three…
Fez (his thoughts): Jackie's in love with Hyde and I have nothing! Oh, look, I found an M & M! (picks up the "M & M" and puts it in his mouth) Oh no! (spits it out)
Eric (his thoughts): My life sucks. (looks around) Okay, I really hope no one smelled that.
Kelso (his thoughts): All right! I'm the best looking person in this room. No. In this whole town. No! No, in this whole state. No!