That '70s Show

Season 2 Episode 14

Red's New Job

Aired Sunday 8:00 PM Feb 01, 2000 on FOX



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • Red: Price Mart. Looks like a heck of an outfit, Kitty.
      Eric: Yeah, maybe I should go down there and get a job too.
      Kitty: Eric, when your father is in a good mood, what do I say?
      Eric: No talking.
      Kitty: Thank you.

    • Red: You know, that phone hasn't rung all damn day! Maybe it's broken. (he walks to the phone)
      Kitty: No, it's not broken! (Red picks up the phone, and hears the dial tone)
      Red: No, it's not broken. Oh! (he slams the phone back on the receiver) Damn! They could have called right then, got a busy signal, moved on to the next guy on the list, oh, man! I just screwed myself out of a job! (the phone rings, and Red quickly goes to the phone)
      Hyde: Wait, Red, wait! Let it ring. You don't wanna seem desperate.
      Red: Right. Eric, if this is one of your dumbass friends, you better start running!
      Eric: Please don't be Kelso, please don't be Kelso!

    • Kitty: So what's the good news?
      Red: Well. The good news is…Eric got a job at Price Mart.
      Kitty (to Eric): Run,!

    • Hyde: Oh sure, when things get ugly, suddenly I'm family.
      Laurie: Not to me, freak!
      Hyde: Your'e so going to end up in porno!

    • Eric: Man, Red went ballistic on me. I mean, I wanna keep the job, but I really don't wanna wear my ass for a hat. 'Cause, you know, he said he could do that, and I believe him.

    • Red: You know, you're gonna look real funny when you're wearing --
      Eric and Red: your ass for a hat.
      Eric: Yeah.

    • Donna: Actually, Kelso, you know what really makes you horny? Beets.
      Kelso: Yeah, right.
      Eric: No, it's true. I saw it on 60 minutes, man. Beet farmers with like 10, 15 kids.

    • Eric: Mom, how come we have to be here? I could be using this time to... not be here.

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