Eric: Alright, Kelso. Awesome! Get me out of [jail].
Kelso: Shut up, punk! You know around here we have a saying.
Eric: Is it "Everyone down, Kelso's got a gun!"?
Kelso: No. It's "Kelso gets to be first lieutenant". But now, sir, you are a criminal. And you will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of my imagination!