That '70s Show

Season 8 Episode 2

Somebody to Love

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Aired Sunday 8:00 PM Nov 02, 2005 on FOX

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    • Hyde: I left you in charge and you turned the store into a hippie den for your stoner friends?
      Leo: That's not true, man. I don't know any of these people.

    • (talking about Hyde getting married)
      Red: It sounds like he was as schnaukered as you were on St. Patrick's Day.
      Kitty: Well you know that green punch just sneaks right up on you!

    • Hyde: I can't fire Leo. He's like a father to me.... Well, like a friend... Well, he's like a guy who's always got a lighter.

    • Red: Steven, I've come to think of you as a son. So I want to give you some honest, heart-felt advice. Get your head out of your ass.

    • Samantha: Hey, do you know what you were doing just now?
      Hyde: No, what?
      Samantha: Telling your wife about your day. Pretty cool huh?
      Hyde: It didn't suck.

    • Kelso: So, if you're not going to fire Randy and you're not going to fire Leo, I got a question. Can I see your wife's boobs?

    • Donna: I can't believe Hyde. I mean he completely broke Jackie's heart. Who just goes and marries a stripper?
      Fez: What are you, dense? Anybody who can, that's who!

    • Kelso: It's like we go through our life thinking we're invincible, right? But the truth is that we're totally vincible.
      (falls off the tower like Charlie did)
      Kelso: Screw that. I'm invincible!

    • (while smoking weed in the record store)
      Hyde: Ah, this is definitely gooder.... Gooder? Yeah, that's a word!

    • Donna: Wow, Jackie. After everything you've been through with Hyde, you come here and insult me! You're all better.
      Jackie: Well I'm not going to sit around moping. I'm going to do what every woman does when they hit rock bottom.
      Fez: You're going to have sex with me?
      Jackie: No, I'm going to go out and meet some boys. And crush their hearts one by one.

    • Kelso: You married a stripper! You're living every man's dream! Well, not my dream. My dream's always the same. A monkey gives me the finger... flaps his lips at me ... takes off my clothes. Trust me, you don't want to live that dream.

    • Jackie (to Hyde): So you know what? I am done making an ass out of myself for you or any guy. I'm done with guys compeletely.
      Kelso: Hear that Hyde? We screwed her up so bad she's switching to chicks! How awesome are we? (high fives with Hyde)

    • Jackie: (drunk) Ah, come back here! Nobody ignores "Jurkie Barkheart." I am adorable, I'm encouraging, and I'm damn likeable and if you're too stupid too see that then I feel sorry for you! (her dress slides down) 'Cause if anyone should be the center of attention it's me!
      Donna: Jackie!
      Jackie: (as Donna tries twice to pull Jackie's dress back up, Jackie slaps her hand away) Get off me! (Donna then whispers in her ear) What the hell is a "boobsout"? (looks down, screams & runs into the bathroom)

    • Hyde: Oh my God, what did I do?
      Red: You married a Las Vegas stripper. Congraulations. With Eric gone, you're now the town dumbass.

  • Notes

    • This episode aired at 8:30 pm, as part of the special one-hour premiere. As such, it had no opening credit sequence. In the syndicated version of this episode, which is shown as a stand-alone episode, it has opening credits, and Josh Meyers (Randy) is seen as a regular cast member as of this episode. In the original airings, he was not added to the regular cast until the third episode, and was listed as a guest star for this episode.

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