That '70s Show

Season 8 Episode 13

Spread Your Wings

Aired Sunday 8:00 PM Mar 16, 2006 on FOX



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • Kitty: Well, we're off to buy curtains for Eric's room. We're making it into a sewing area, so I thought a nice floral print might pretty it up.
      Red: Its all part of our plan to make Eric's room less girly.

    • Donna: You found your stash?
      Hyde: Yeah, and now I'm gonna punish it for hiding from me - by burning it!

    • Hilary: Here's a tissue.
      Fez (crying): Thank you.
      Hilary: It's gonna be okay.
      Fez (still crying): It's just so sad, how could I drop an entire box of M&M's on the floor?
      Hilary: Do you want me to go buy you a new one?
      Fez: It... was... the... last... one. (He continues crying.)

    • Hilary: Have you guys gone out?
      Jackie: Oh God no. No, we're just roommates.
      Hilary: Wait, Fez, you told me you had your own place? You called it the Feznasium.
      Fez: Of…of course I do! I found this poor thing wandering around the street so I'm letting her stay on pad. Yes. I am teaching her the ways of love.
      Jackie: Okay, that's it. Hillary, you know what, everything that Fez has told you is a lie. He doesn't go out, he's in bed by nine! And his idea of a threesome is Neapolitan ice-cream!

    • Hilary: You went out again last night?
      Fez: Yup. I left a club with a creamy white girl and a chocolaty black girl. We went home and made hot fudge sundae... And then we did it.

    • Jackie: I'm the hair consultant!
      Fez: I said that to get you down here. The truth is, you're our sweep-up girl.
      Jackie: What? No, no no no, that's the pathetic foreign girl with the wandering eye who sweeps up the hair.
      Fez: No. She's your boss (He hands her a broom.)

    • Fez: Well, I have a question of a theme that'll make things less awkward. Randy, when you kiss Donna, is it smooth like melted fudge? Or...rough like a cock fight?
      Jackie: FEZ! Now that is personal! So have you guys had sex yet?
      Donna: JACKIE!
      Hyde: My money is on no. Donna is a strong independent woman who feels that men should respect women for their minds. In other words, she's a big fat tease.

    • Jackie: Ooo-ooh, hey, it's Donna and Randy. Where have you guys been....Donna and Randy?
      Donna: Oh. Well, I was at the park... Where I was practicing my violin... For a family of ducks...
      Randy: I was at home.
      Donna: Huh. That's simple.
      Jackie: Really? Cause you know, we went to see Kramer vs. Kramer, but instead we saw Randy's hand versus Donna's bra strap...
      Hyde: I believe it was directed by Francis Ford Cop-A-Feel.

    • Fez: Normally, Donna only shaves her legs to the knee, but this morning, she shaved all the way from Miami to Jacksonville.

    • Randy: I've noticed something about you. You only like to make out in secret dark places.
      Donna: What are you talking about?
      Randy: Yesterday you drove half a mile into the woods. I've never dated an Italian girl. I thought I was gonna get wacked.

    • (after seeing Donna kissing Randy)
      Kitty: Oh my God! In Eric's bedroom! You two-timing whore!

  • Notes

    • Hyde: I thought it was like looking at Donna make out with Forman. Except Randy wasn't constantly saying "I'm sorry, I'm sorry".

      While this habit wasn't specially noted in Eric Forman's character, according to Danny Masterson in "That '70s Show: The Final Goodbye", Topher Grace (the actor portraying Forman) used to constantly say "I'm sorry, I'm sorry" whenever he messed up or forgot a line during shooting.

    • Due to the two-hour premiere of American Inventor, this episode was shown one day earlier, on March 15th, in Canada.

  • Allusions

    • Fez: I wanted to make my room more manly so I put up some posters of the Village People.

      The Village People were an American disco group from the late 1970s. The group's members dressed as a police officer, cowboy, biker, a Native American and a construction worker in order to create an ensemble of "American Man" archetypes and appear more manly to their target audience.