That '70s Show

Season 1 Episode 14

Stolen Car

Aired Sunday 8:00 PM Jan 24, 1999 on FOX

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  • For getting a tiny scratch on the Vista Cruiser, Red takes away Eric's keys, so Eric is carless. Kelso gets a hold of a car, though, and drives the gang around for the night - until they get arrested for driving a stolen car.

    Another funny episode. Red makes a big deal out of a little scratch that was hardly Eric's fault. If he wouldn't of allowed himself to get a "purple nurple" while he was driving from Kelso, then we never would of had this whole situation. But guess what. He did allow Kelso to give him a "purple nurple" while he was driving, so Eric's driving priviledges are taken away temporarily, until Eric can show, 'a little responsibility'. But Kelso gets a hold of his cousin's car, so now, the gang has a set of wheels. While Eric complains about being in the back seat and everything, a police pulls the car over, claiming it is stolen. So Eric, Hyde, Kelso, and Fez spend about the entire night in prison room that has nothing but four chairs and a phone booth. Kelso takes the dime the police give him to call Jackie to come and bail them out. But leave it to Kelso to get distracted and pretend that he got treated badly while in prison, and Jackie says that when he gets out of prison, they're going to make beautiful love! Kelso is excited and hangs up the phone, without asking her for help. So they're in even more trouble. That is, until Eric steps up and becomes the man. He asks the officer to let them go, while another officer comes and report the car was not stolen. So the guys are set free, and Eric is the hero, again. And Jackie keeps her promise. Kelso arrives in her bedroom, and the scene sets off as the two lovebirds begin making out slowly on the bed.