Jackie Beulah Burkhart
The music used in this episode was:
Hold The Line (1978) by Toto.
Eric: (to Charlie) They put you in a dress huh? Welcome to Point Place.
Hyde: Guys, I'm a little confused right now. But I do know that I love you guys. I love you guys very much. (kisses Kelso) Where's Kelso?
Kelso (to Charlie): Virgin... man, how do you not have sex with all those girls that are always throwing themselves at you?
Fez (angrily): That doesn't happen to everyone, Jackass!
Charlie: You guys are crazy. The closest I ever came to breaking the law was when me and my friend, Toby, cut out of school five minutes before the last bell...WOO! My heart was beating so fast!
Kelso (confused): 'Cause you were naked?
Kelso (still confused):...I don't get it.
Jackie: Um, you guys, I gotta talk to Steven about something really serious.
Kelso: Maybe she's pregnant!
Fez: Maybe she cheated on him!
Kelso: Maybe she cheated on him and she's pregnant!
Hyde (while drinking beer straight from the tap): This reminds me of an ancient Chinese proverb. It goes... somethin' somethin', somethin'... crazy girlfriend. Somethin' somethin'...drink lots of beer.
Red: Where's Charlie?
Eric: Dad, not so loud, I've got a headache.
Red (whispers): Oh, I'm sorry. (shouts) Where's Charlie?
Eric: Last time I saw him, he was on top of a keg claiming Mt.Schlitz in the name of America.
(someone knocks at the door, Red opens the door to see Fez, Kelso (in his cop uniform), and Charlie (in a catholic school girl uniform))
Kelso: Mr Forman, is this your daughter?
Kitty (to Donna): God gave you a very full chest; I suggest you start using it on my son!
Hyde: I spent all morning kicking back with my stash to see what came to me. But all that came to me was a great idea for a movie, and now I just can't remember.
Charlie: Is that what that smell was? Aren't you afraid you'll get arrested?
Kelso: I'm a cop.
Red: Girls, please tell me that Charlie is here.
Donna: Isn't he in your house with the guys?
Red: No. Oh sweet lord. They got him!
Jackie: And I need to know if you want to get married.
Kelso: I know this is a sensitive moment but I have a piece of advice for you: RUN!
Bret Harrison played Brad O'Keefe over on 'Grounded For Life'. 4 of the That 70's Show cast have appeared on that show, Ashton Kutcher, Danny Masterson, Wilmer Valderrama & Mila Kunis.
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