That '70s Show

Season 5 Episode 11

The Girl I Love

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Aired Sunday 8:00 PM Jan 07, 2003 on FOX

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    • Eric: I sure told Donna.
      Hyde: No you didn't! All I heard was something about lasers and naughty places. I thought you were having a stroke.

    • Eric: Laser Floyd is Pink Floyd music, with lasers. Lasers, like in Star Wars!

    • Jackie: So do you want to go to a Girl Scout Alumni pancake breakfast with me?
      Hyde: I would rather put on a dress and dance with Kelso on Soul Train.

    • Red: If I were a bird, I'd fly straight into a ceiling fan.

    • Eric: I hate trees, they're tall and arrogant.

    • Donna: Oh, look, you bake a brownie and the bastards come running!
      Eric: Ladies, Fez has something to say! Fez?
      Fez: Can I have a brownie?
      Eric: Fez!
      Fez: (sadly) Aww... Okay, Nina. I will go ahead and tell you that in our relationship, I am in charge.
      Nina: Yeah, that's not gonna happen.
      Fez: Okay.
      Eric: Fez!
      Fez: Nina, if I do what you want, will you be my girlfriend?
      Nina: Can't say no to that!
      Fez (happily shocked): I cannot believe it! I have a girlfriend! (they walk out the door) So when do we do it?

    • Kitty: These are called "after dinner conversation cards." Let's try one: If you were a bird, where would you fly? (quickly) Donna!
      Donna: Ummm...south? I don't know, I'm nervous!
      Eric: If I were a bird, I'd fly to Laser Floyd.
      Kelso: If I were a bird, I'd fly to Tahiti, because the girls there don't wear tops! Oh, but then I'd want to change back, because no girl wants to make it with a bird. Hey, could I be a monkey?

    • Kelso: I still have my cajones. My lonely, lonely cajones.

    • Kitty: You want a definition of Hell? Try opening a 400 degree oven while you're having a hot flash.

    • Kitty: Let's try another card. If you could be anyone's shoe, whose shoe would you be?
      Donna: I wouldn't want to be Red's shoe, because I think it's about to go in someone's ass.

    • Hyde: Act tough, Foreman.
      Eric: I'm not tough.
      Hyde: That's why I said 'act'.

    • Hyde: You're engaged. That's Latin for 'you're screwed for life'.

    • Jackie: Steven, I am your girlfriend now. I speak for you.
      Hyde: Then tell yourself to 'bite me,' because I'm not going.

    • Kelso: There's a lot more going on up here then you know about.
      Hyde: I think there's some stuff in there that you don't know about.

    • Hyde: Why would Sports Illustrated even publish an issue that's not a swimsuit issue?

  • Notes

  • Allusions

    • Jamie Farr: I'm switching over to the girls' team! I can do that, because I wore a dress on "M*A*S*H!"

      A reference to Jamie Farr's famous role as Corporal Maxwell Klinger on the hit TV show "M*A*S*H." Klinger practiced cross-dressing in an attempt to get out of military service.

    • Donna: I feel like I'm on Jeopardy!

      Jeopardy is a long-running quiz show; according to the Jeopardy official website, the show debuted in syndication in 1984, however, Art Fleming hosted a version of the show which began in 1964.

    • The title for this episode comes from a Led Zeppelin song; "The Girl I Love" is paraphrased from a Led Zeppelin song entitled "The Girl I Love She Got Long Black Wavy Hair" which can be heard on the BBC Sessions release. It's actually a cover/amalgam of a blues song by Sleepy John Estes, who wrote the lyrics.

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