That '70s Show

Season 5 Episode 16

Whole Lotta Love (a.k.a. The Silent Treatment)

Aired Sunday 8:00 PM Feb 19, 2003 on FOX



  • Trivia

    • Donna: "Eric, be careful. I looked deep into Red's eyes and I saw...well, I just saw me upside down and tiny, but he looked mad!"

      Since Red's eyes are effectively convex mirrors, Donna could not have appeared upside down unless she herself was upside down.

    • Eric: I bet you [Red]'s trying to think of a punishment. He already took away the Vista Cruiser and fined me. What's next? Cut off my pinkie?

      Red took away the Vista Cruiser in I Can't Quit You Baby as a punishment for Eric going to California; he fined Eric $30.00 for being stupid and forging Red's signature on a school failing notice card in Thank You.

  • Quotes

    • Eric: Oh my God. Oh my God. This time Red is really going to kill me. My only hope is that he actually sticks his foot so far up my ass, he can't pull it out and I get to take him straight to hell with me.

    • Hyde: Attention everyone. Our friend Fez has some wonderful news.
      Fez: Knock knock.
      Kelso: Who's there?
      Fez: I did it!
      Eric: All right!
      Donna: Way to go!
      Jackie: Oh my god!
      Kelso: Wait, I want to hear this. 'I did it' who?

    • (after Eric thinks Red's going to cut off his pinkie)
      Fez: Ay! What's the point of getting married if Red's going to cut that off?
      Eric: No, Fez, not the pants pinkie. The finger pinkie.
      Fez: Oh. That still sucks.

    • Hyde: Jackie, you can't keep that sweater.
      Jackie: Why not?
      Hyde: Because it's from Kelso!
      Jackie: But it's so pink and fuzzy it makes up for that.

    • Hyde: Jackie, Happy Birthday.
      Jackie: Oh Steven, you shouldn't have. (Jackie opens the box) It's a Led Zeppelin T-shirt and it's used.
      Hyde: It's my favorite one. Look, you're with me now so I want you to have it.
      Jackie: Oh Steven! I love it! Do I have to wear it?
      Hyde: No
      Jackie: I love it!

    • Fez: Hey, let's not fight. We all saw a little of Jackie's side boob. I think we all won.

    • Bob: Wedding or no wedding, we're still getting one of those triple-decker cakes.

    • Donna: I really thought I was getting through to [Red], but then he snuck a 'dumbass' in.

    • Kitty: But if it has to be someone, I'm glad it's [Donna]. I always wanted a daughter.
      Red: You already have a daughter.
      Kitty: A better daughter.

    • Donna: Mr. Forman, you remember what it felt like when you fell in love with Mrs. Forman, don't you?
      Red: Nope. One day I just woke up and my life was over. (Kitty glares) Next question?

    • (Fez describes his 'first time' with Nina to the gang)
      Fez: And there was no romantic music, like in the movies, so I had to hum. And then Nina told me to stop humming, but then I started again without realizing it. And then [Nina] got mad. And then I think she got sad.
      Jackie: Ohhh, don't worry, Fez. She probably just felt bad she was doing it with a foreigner.

    • Red: I'm sorry, Kitty, but yelling is the only part of being a father I enjoy.

    • Kelso: Hey, I'll go spy on them. I just gotta run home real quick and change into my ninja outfit.
      Eric: I don't think this situation calls for camouflage, Kelso.
      Kelso: That doesn't mean it's not fun to wear, Eric.

    • Eric: Yeah, I'm trying to read Red's lips, but all I can make out so far is that he keeps calling me a stupid duck. ... Ohhh.

    • Eric: Well, you can't stop me. 'Cause I'm graduating soon, and I'll be on my own, and I have a job and I mean... I make enough money to pay for the wedding myself.
      Red: Well, that's great, but you don't have a job. You're fired.

    • Jackie: Fez, I can't believe you finally lost your virginity.
      Eric: Wait, this isn't like the time you got a hamster, named it Virginity and then lost it, is it?
      Fez: No, this is the real thing.
      Kelso: I had a hamster once. Tied him to a helium balloon with a note. He made it all the way to Minnesota.
      Eric: Alive?
      Kelso: No, I'm gonna send a dead hamster up in a balloon.

    • Kitty: Look, I'm not happy about this situation either, but I'm in there making the best of it, not out here diddling a basketball.
      Eric: Mom, if I was out here diddling a basketball, this would be a very different conversation.

  • Notes

  • Allusions

    • Fez: Working with someone you have had sex with is the worst thing ever. I don't know how Donny and Marie do it.

      Fez is referring to Donny and Marie Osmond, a brother-and-sister singing act who starred together (with other family members) on Donny And Marie, a variety show that began in early 1976.