That '80s Show Season 1 Episode 9

Sophia: Listen, girls. I'm in charge here, and we are way behind. So... if you don't stop flirting with RT, so help me, I will shoot this commercial so you all look fat! Oh, hi, RT! I was just telling the girls not to upstage you, because you are the star.
RT: Well, all I can say is that I feel just like the fruit vendor, because everywhere I turn, there's a beautiful pair.

Patty: I went to Berkeley.
Roger: I went to Stanford. Graduated in three years.
Patty: I finished in two, which was totally unprecedented, but I did go in with 14 advanced placement credits.
Roger: I had 17.
Patty: Well, really I had 19, but since Berkeley didn't offer historical languages, my Medieval Spanish credit was totally wasted.

Roger: ...I'm in the automobile industry.
Patty: Not bad. I'm in finance. I love money.
Roger: You may love money, but I'm in love with money.

Roger: Is that her?
Tuesday: No.
Roger: Is that her?
Tuesday: No.
Roger: Is that her?
Tuesday: No.
Corey: Then why is she coming over to the car?
Tuesday: Oh, wait, that is her.

Roger: ...All he wants is one of his children to be a business major. He's still not over Corey's humanities degree.
Corey: Philosophy. With a minor in music.
Roger: Either way, you majored in poverty.

RT: Wait a minute, wait a minute. So let me get this straight. So you're talking about a long commercial where the actors give us information about the product. It's a commercial with information. It's an info--mational commercial.

Owen: Dig in. We got a motto in the Navy. Take all you want, but eat all you take.
Roger: Yeah, Roger has a motto, too. Chicks don't dance with a fat guy.