That's My Bush! Season 1 Episode 2

George: Aw, he begged for his life and I, I farted on him.

George: I can't believe I killed that man.
Laura: There, there, sweetie.

Priest: The Lord is my shepherd, I shall not want.
George: Aw, screw that! You have the right to die like a little bitch! Have your soul sent to hell!

George: Come on, Karl, just find me some people who can do improv. We might pull this off!
Karl: Yeah, and I might shoot a falcon out my ass.

Karl: Mr. President, I know your frat brothers are coming for a visit, but we need to discuss the death penalty agenda.
George: Death penalty, right. Can you see this picture of me and Stallone from where you're standing?

Karl: This place... is a pigsty. Can't you work any faster?
Maggie: Hey. How about this: you don't tell me how to do my job, and I won't tell you how to be bald.

Maggie: Have you ever seen a more hideous pig?
George: (thinks for a while) Whore!

George: Maggie! Maggie, what are you doin'? My old frat buddies from Yale are comin' by for a visit today and I want everything to look...
Maggie: Whoops, then you'd better leave.

Laura: Oh, George, why do you feel the need to impress those guys?
George: I'm a Beta Det, Laura. I'll always be a Beta Det.
Maid: You'll always be a gay-wod, too, but I don't see you inviting N-sync over.

George: Killing is wrong, Laura. It doesn't matter if they're murderers, parasites, or even French.

Princess: So they're not Iraqis? Oh, good. I thought I was gonna be drowned in tar.
Moose: Well, you can drown my tar anytime you like.

George: You have the right to die like like a little bitch, have your soul sent to hell!

George: (drunk at his frat house) Where's my pants?