Jenn Robertson |
Jennifer Lange |
Kurt Long |
Kent McNally |
Rush Limbaugh |
President |
Ann Coulter |
Vice-President |
Kenneth Davitian |
Kenneth Davitian |
Guest Star |
Jamie McShane |
Dr. Franklin Robertson |
Guest Star |
Leyla Milani |
Leyla Milani |
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Jennifer Lange: Responding to charges that they stifled descent on global warming, The Weather Channel insist that human activity is the main source of climate change, and that this will remain their position the subject, even if it cost them their viewer.
Kent McNally: Los Angeles may join New York, Boston, and other major US cities in banning trans fats. Exempted from the Los Angeles ban, of course, would be trans fats extracted from the buttocks and injected into the face.
Kent McNally: Good evening this is The Half-Hour News Hour. The show that delivers an hour's worth of news in 30 minutes or less, or it's free.
President: Good evening my fellow Americans.
Vice President: Mega dittos.
President: Thank you. We have just completed the first hundred days of our administration, executing the office flawlessly. Zero mistakes. Let's take a look at our report card, I have it right here. Well what do you know, straight As. We have excelled in every conceivable area. Employment, 100 percent. Inflation, 0.
Vice President: And tell them about that foreign stuff.
President: Oh yeah. Peace between the Israelis and Palestinians. Bin Laden, dead. al-Qaida, rolled up. North Korea, no more nukes.
Vice President: And?
President: Oh yeah, right, the one thing they said couldn't be done, Britney Spears is wearing panties again.
Vice President: America thanks you sir.
President: Well thank you, it wasn't easy. Anyway, now that America is back on track, I will be taking a much-deserved vacation. In my absence, Vice President Coulter will be the leader of the free world. I will see you in about a month madam Vice President, the doctrine of democracy will be out on the golf course. If you need anything, call Secretary of the State Drudge, he'll handle everything.
Vice President: Cool.
(The President walks away, while the Vice President picks up a phone.)
Vice President: Hello Pentagon? This is acting President Coulter, are there any countries we haven't invaded yet? Canada, hum.
After the success of this show, and the previous pilot, Fox News Network ordered 13 episodes of the show to be broadcast on Sunday night.
In the opening skit between President Limbaugh and Vice President Coulter, the President said the doctrine of democracy will be out on the golf course. Rush Limbaugh calls himself The Doctrine of Democracy on his radio program.
During the opening scene the President of the United States is played by Rush Limbaugh The Vice President is played by Ann Coulter. The President opened his introduction, that was responded by the Vice President, by her saying "mega dittos." The phrase "mega dittos," is a phrase used on Rush Limbaugh's radio show to say you like the show, without taking up too much air-time.
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