Diana: I'm so sorry. I don't know what's wrong with me. Those noodles were so overcooked.
Tom: Diana, stop apologizing. That's the first meal I've had in months that didn't come out of a microwave or take-out carton.
Diana: All these years we've been partners and I haven't had you over for dinner and…
Tom: You've never felt this sorry for me before. (Diana laughs) What? Look, when a woman invites a man over it's for one of two reasons; attraction or pity. I'll put my money on pity.
Diana: Well, between Alana and Kyle, you've had a tough run of it lately.