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The Addams Family

Season 2 Episode 25

Addams Cum Laude

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Aired Unknown Mar 04, 1966 on ABC

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    • Morticia: Back to reality, eh, children, from a world of fantasy.
      Gomez: Back to reality, eh, children, from a world of fantasy.

    • Fester: Recess? If I remember correctly, I flunked that three times. Tough.

    • Pugsley: We were just showing the kids how to shoot dynamite caps.
      Gomez: Ah, seems harmless enough. At least they weren't frittering away their time with marbles.

    • Gomez: As old Erasmus Addams once said, you got to take the bull by the teeth. Teeth?

    • Gomez: Hilliard, old bean, you just sorta dropped out of sight.
      Sam Hilliard: Yeah, I certainly tried.
      Gomez: You're the only truant officer our children ever missed.

    • Gomez: You do remember our remarkable offspring?
      Sam Hilliard: Pugsley and Wednesday. Names that haunt even my happiest hours.
      Morticia: Mr. Hilliard, what a lovely compliment.

    • Gomez: I would estimate a five-knot breeze from the direction of, uh, the glue factory.
      Fester: Glue factory? That's dinner.

    • Gomez: The chancellor of Addams Hall has little time for creature comforts, my dear. Remember: tempus fungus.
      Morticia: Fugit.
      Gomez: That too.

    • Morticia: Drop by? I was brutally kidnapped by that one-man goon squad.
      Sam Hilliard: Drop by? I was brutally kidnapped by that one-man goon squad.
      Gomez: Same old Hilliard, he can charm the birds out of the trees.

    • Moriticia: Gomez, how touching, darling. You wanted to buy me Harvard for my birthday.
      Gomez: Well, come to think of it, it is rather a silly gift for a beautiful woman. I should get you Vassar.

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