Grandmama: You can't beat a good old-fashioned yak stew. I shot the yak myself.
Morticia: Uncle Fester, Gomez just went out sleepwalking.
Fester: Nice night for it.
Morticia: Yes it is. I'd join him if I were asleep. I do hope he took his key.
Morticia: Too much of mama's stew.
Grandmama: Just like his father. Mr. Addams loved my yak gravy on glutton bread.
Morticia: Mama, isn't that "gluten" bread?
Grandmama: Oh, not the way he ate it.
Morticia: It's in all the newspapers, they're full of it.
Gomez: Full of what, my dear? Sex?
Gomez: Sex and crime. America's favorite breakfast diet.
Ken Weatherwax and Lisa Loring do not appear in this episode.