How To Sink A Sub
When the teachers go away to a conference, Jimmy sends their van into hyperspace for a week, leaving school out. Jimmy tells everyone to spread the word. Carl did what Jimmy said, and told everyone's parents. Judy Neutron grounds Jimmy from science. While the teachers are gone, the parents fill in, embarrassing the kids in the process. Jimmy decides to put an end to this, Jimmy takes the hormone to school to overthrow the teachers. Unfortunately, Judy finds it and takes it away, not knowing what it is nonsense by creating a rebellion hormone. When exposed, the recipient becomes overly rebellious. Hoping to use this on his Later on, Hugh finds it, and mixes it in with the coffee. All the parents become overly rebellious. Meanwhile in hyperspace, the teachers figured out how to return to school and their van ends up in the cafeteria, where the parents have cornered the kids. Using their teaching expertice, the teachers put the parents in order with pancakes, dodgeballs, and erasers. The parents return to normal, and Jimmy ends up with 900 detentions
Lady Sings The News
One night, Jimmy, Carl, and Sheen hack into the local news feed, and paste their heads on the bodies of the reporters. The same night, Cindy tells Libby about how she saw that Cindy and Jimmy were playing footsie in the library. The next day, Corky Schimatzu hires Jimmy, Carl, Sheen, Cindy, and Libby to do a children's news program. Jimmy and Cindy are the anchors, Carl is the meteorologist, Sheen is the sports reporter, and Libby is the gossip reporter.
That night, everything goes well on the show until Libby comes on. She proceeds to tell millions of viewers about Jimmy and Cindy's relationship going from "hate-love" to "all-love all the time" (while Jimmy and Cindy are flirting).
Libby discovers lots of embarrassing gossip to share on the show, and uses it to blackmail people to do whatever she wants. Jimmy, Cindy, Carl, and Sheen develop a plan. They get Libby to look through a peephole into Carl's dressing room. Inside, she sees that three "aliens" (actually Jimmy, Cindy, and Sheen with masks) have taken over Carl's brain. They are using him to gather kittens for them to eat, and harvest human spleens to play spleenball with. Libby believes this, and reports it on the local news. The town proceeds to mob Carl. Jimmy and Cindy tell Libby it was just a story they made up to scare her. She calls off the mob. Corky then shows up and tells them they are all fired because he is making a new show called Everybody Loves Sock Puppet. The mob then chases Corky down the street (who drops Sheen), so everyone walks off to go home. Libby picks up Sheen and goes off. Jimmy stops and kisses Cindy on the lips. Carl is calling for someone to let him out.